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Under the Skin by fabio 09/28/2015, 12:25pm PDT
A movie where a starlett makes her long awaited nude debut only for the movie to be so terrible that it still goes largely unnoticed? Where have I heard this before?

I checked this out because the YMS guy swore it was great.

A guy on a motorcycle delivers a dead woman to Scarlett Johansson, who steals her clothes in some artsy white background. Then she drives around until she finds some random guy to pick up. Cut to an artsy black background and cue the tense violins and slow banging bongo drum like it was fucking Noh theater. They start stripping, she keeps backing up and the guy follows her but sinks into black liquid. Repeat this sequence 3 times. She tries eating cake, doesn't like it. Motorcycle guy has been following her, and kills one victim she spared. She falls asleep in a cabin. A logger finds her and tries to rape her but tears off her skin revealing some black tar looking mannequin body underneath. He lights her on fire. The End.

This reeks of Melancholia where the whole project was just the director's effort to trick a hot young actress into her first nude scene with the promise of ART! If it wasn't for the pretentious Noh theater veneer and naked Johansson, this would rightfully be panned as an M. Knight Shyamalan movie.
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Under the Skin by fabio 09/28/2015, 12:25pm PDT NEW
    At least he had the good sense to cut what happened in the red room. NT by I'm looking at you, Whedon >:( 09/28/2015, 12:32pm PDT NEW
 
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