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Re: In consideration of developing software solutions, including game Apps by Abe 10/11/2015, 1:29pm PDT
I remember when I was a FORTRAN programmer. I used to wear an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. People used to say I wrote long and meandering letters which were full of unnecessary reminiscing. Mind you it was always a yellow onion. There were a lot of very young sexy girls in miniskirts in those days, and they were easily lured into the server room with promises of a little weekend work in the typing pool. Of course there was nobody there except me on weekends. The mainframes in those days were powered by human blood. Did you know that human meat tastes like pork? Sadly it is just as fattening.
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In consideration of developing software solutions, including game Apps by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/10/2015, 10:23pm PDT NEW
    plz favor object composition over class inheritance kthx NT by Fullofkittens 10/11/2015, 4:37am PDT NEW
    Re: In consideration of developing software solutions, including game Apps by Abe 10/11/2015, 1:29pm PDT NEW
        it's the unsung classic anonymous posts that are NT by real heroes of Caltrops 10/11/2015, 2:50pm PDT NEW
    Is any of this true? I don't even know any more. NT by Souffle of Pain 10/13/2015, 8:34am PDT NEW
 
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