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Top 10 Lynndie England Excuses and/or Dinosaurs by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/30/2005, 4:42am PDT
"Lynndie England to Plead Guilty in Iraq Abuse Case"

10. Pachycephalosaurus

9. "I thought those were corn dogs. And I love corn dogs.”

8. "Wait, you said ‘secure and detain’? Because it sounded like you said ‘put together a circle jerk, film it, then burn it onto a DVD.’”

7. Carcharodontosaurus

6. "Oh, I see: it’s okay to liberate Iraqis, but try liberating a few American nipples and all of sudden you’ve committed a crime...?”

5. "I thought those were salamis. And I love salamis.”

4. Hylaeosaurus

3. "I know it might seem strange to non-military personnel, but a standard PsyOps technique is to get wildly fucked by multiple partners, photograph it, then blame the ‘chain of command.’ For some reason, that really really demoralizes incarcerated Ba’athists.”

2. "Abu Ghraib, grab Abu...it’s a common mistake for a dyslexic. Did I mention that I’m a dyslexic? “

1. (Tie) Tyrannosaurus Rex; “I tripped and fell and accidentally landed on some erect penises.”

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Top 10 Lynndie England Excuses and/or Dinosaurs by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/30/2005, 4:42am PDT NEW
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