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by laudablepuss 01/25/2016, 8:57am PST |
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Did you see Prometheus, aka "Charlize Theron gets run over by a spaceship?" -- Spoilers oops. Well, they talk about how the Engineers got REALLY FUCKING ANGRY at us for some reason 2000 years ago. It turns out, and the cut portions of Prometheus makes this clear, the Engineers sent one of their own to get us back on the right path and that guy was JESUS. AND WE CRUCIFIED HIM. Totally serious, that's the thing. So when Stroke Guy Redletter Media Man kept stupidly asking, "Why did they create us and now they want to kill us?", that's the answer. |
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