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Re: Top 10 Kickass Females in Video Games by Horrible Misogynist 02/04/2016, 12:47pm PST
#1 Evie Frye

She's the stealthiest in the game because she's weak and needs to hang back while the men do the real work.

#2 Lara Croft

The only reason anyone knows that name is because of her ridiculously huge tit-like cubes and the action in the game was all about burying the camera up her ass and twat from a variety of angles.

#3 Jill Valentine

Mary Sue.

#4 Clementine

Woman-as-object-to-be-obtained slightly tweaked into Daughter-figure-as-object-to-be-protected, though she's definitely not as creepy as the daughter-object in Bioshock Infinite.

#5 Jade

*spoiler* Treacherously infects her adoptive father Pey'J with the DomZ once he was no longer useful to her. Nice guys finish last.

#6 Lightning

Old-as-fuck Tsundere anime trope. Ultimately it's about teaching Otaku that the best way to deal with a woman who rejects your advances is to stalk her until she relents.

#7 Elena Fisher

Woman as sexualized mommy figure whose whole purpose is to highlight the male protagonist's devil-may-care attitude through her disapproval.

#8 Samus Aran

A complete emotional spaz doormat with severe daddy issues whose clothes fall off whenever she gets emotional.

#9 FemShep (Female Commander Shepard)

Even her name says "man-with-tits."

#10 Cortana

As literal as any woman-as-object can be. In this case, Woman-as-keycard.
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