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by Horrible Misogynist 02/04/2016, 12:47pm PST |
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#1 Evie Frye
She's the stealthiest in the game because she's weak and needs to hang back while the men do the real work.
#2 Lara Croft
The only reason anyone knows that name is because of her ridiculously huge tit-like cubes and the action in the game was all about burying the camera up her ass and twat from a variety of angles.
#3 Jill Valentine
Mary Sue.
#4 Clementine
Woman-as-object-to-be-obtained slightly tweaked into Daughter-figure-as-object-to-be-protected, though she's definitely not as creepy as the daughter-object in Bioshock Infinite.
#5 Jade
*spoiler* Treacherously infects her adoptive father Pey'J with the DomZ once he was no longer useful to her. Nice guys finish last.
#6 Lightning
Old-as-fuck Tsundere anime trope. Ultimately it's about teaching Otaku that the best way to deal with a woman who rejects your advances is to stalk her until she relents.
#7 Elena Fisher
Woman as sexualized mommy figure whose whole purpose is to highlight the male protagonist's devil-may-care attitude through her disapproval.
#8 Samus Aran
A complete emotional spaz doormat with severe daddy issues whose clothes fall off whenever she gets emotional.
#9 FemShep (Female Commander Shepard)
Even her name says "man-with-tits."
#10 Cortana
As literal as any woman-as-object can be. In this case, Woman-as-keycard. |
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