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accidental internet porno (not really) by laudablepuss 03/07/2016, 3:59pm PST
(4:21:23 PM) Me: Any experience with vcenter suddenly not being able to connect to a previously connected host? [details snipped]
(4:21:26 PM) Me: seems weird
(4:21:49 PM) My Friend: restart the management services
(4:23:39 PM) My Friend: https://kb.vmware.com/selfservice/microsites/search.do?language=en_US&cmd=displayKC&externalId=1003490
(4:25:12 PM) My Friend: www.penis.org
(4:27:35 PM) Me: I just heard it from my boss, apparently our SAN software logs to the /tmp directory
(4:27:52 PM) Me: and filled it up
(4:28:04 PM) My Friend: ...
(4:28:07 PM) Me: yeah
(4:28:29 PM) Me: so I guess maybe a chron job or something here
(4:28:37 PM) My Friend: Or log to a better place?
(4:34:48 PM) Me: you sent me a link to penis.org. slow clap
(4:35:15 PM) My Friend: Does it actually exist?
(4:36:23 PM) Me: I guess I'll click on it, why not
(4:36:34 PM) Me: hahahaha
(4:36:40 PM) Me: We have a porno firewall rule
(4:36:43 PM) Me: TRIGGERED
(4:37:02 PM) Me: I'll direct them to this IM log if they start asking me snippy questions
(4:37:16 PM) My Friend: Fair enough
(4:37:22 PM) My Friend: I aint scurred
(4:37:55 PM) Me: You are "internet asshole #8534954" for purposes of this hypothetical future conversation about internet porno ;)
(4:38:37 PM) My Friend: And it literally doesn't load on my home PC
(4:39:10 PM) My Friend: Like, if I had penis.org, do you know what I would put there??
(4:39:31 PM) My Friend: Recipes
(4:39:37 PM) Me: Um . . . links to awful groupon product deals?*
(4:39:40 PM) Me: oh there you go
(4:39:55 PM) My Friend: "This is a basic recipe for a marinara sauce"
(4:40:11 PM) Me: For more about Cooking With [my friend], please visit our site at www.penis.org
(4:40:23 PM) My Friend: That would be awesome
(4:41:30 PM) Me: Why is my show losing advertisers?
(4:41:38 PM) Me: We have great cooking info!
(4:41:51 PM) My Friend: I do love cooking

*Like this one that he sent me earlier. I guess the the word "sexflesh" isn't in the verboten list.
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