Forum Overview :: Shadow Warrior
 
Haha, I clicked on his earnestly dopey mug to see what else they made him write. by Mike Cosimano 10/07/2016, 1:42pm PDT
My previous experience with the Duke Nukem franchise has thus far been relegated to Duke Nukem Forever, an overwhelmingly unpleasant experience that I cannot recommend to anyone with a pulse. As a result, when I wandered into Gearbox Software's hotel suite at 8:45 this AM to play Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary Edition World Tour (aka DN32AEWT) for the first time, I had unbelievably low expectations.

In hindsight, I'm actually surprised by how terrible Forever turned out. Duke Nukem 3D is a landmark in the history of first-person shooters and still manages to provide some legitimate thrills despite its considerable age. It's not perfect by 2016 standards, but you could do worse if you're looking for some nostalgia.


Imagine having to be in Randy Pitchford's fucking hotel room at 8:45 in the morning to play new levels for a game that came out before you were even born, and still giving them a fair shake! If I had to get up that early to play new boards for Pitfall, the entire piece would be about what kind of prescription drugs I found in David Crane's medicine cabinet, and it would all be made up because I didn't actually go.
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Game criticism: still terrible. by Mysterio Lollerson 10/06/2016, 10:08pm PDT NEW
    Was there even a save system in his demo with no sound? Does no sound count as NT by a problem or bug? You idiot? 10/06/2016, 11:04pm PDT NEW
    I feel compelled to link a very long and detailed review of Doom 4 by Mischief Maker 10/07/2016, 5:44am PDT NEW
        Re: I feel compelled to link a very long and detailed review of Doom 4 by Lurker 234523 10/21/2016, 9:11am PDT NEW
            Even more! by Lurker 234523 10/26/2016, 12:41pm PDT NEW
    His argument seems to be that because one game in the world (the new Doom) exist by u are dum 10/07/2016, 10:25am PDT NEW
        Sure, it sounds like Doom also sucks but at least get the argument straight befo NT by u are dum 10/07/2016, 10:52am PDT NEW
        Course it isn't. by Mysterio Lollerson 10/07/2016, 12:31pm PDT NEW
            Fans of oldschool procedurally generated online co-op loot'em ups should keep an by eye on this cheap piece of garbage! 10/07/2016, 1:16pm PDT NEW
                Haha, I clicked on his earnestly dopey mug to see what else they made him write. by Mike Cosimano 10/07/2016, 1:42pm PDT NEW
    Horribly detailed dismemberment: Great fun! Dick Jokes: Emotionally traumatizing NT by The Gaming Press 10/14/2016, 3:17pm PDT NEW
    Played this for an hour. Fun and better than Doom 2016. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/02/2017, 4:30pm PST NEW
        Also! This is Shadow Warrior 2! by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/02/2017, 4:33pm PST NEW
            Bonus content now, too. NT by Sad Kid 03/17/2017, 8:12pm PDT NEW
        I'd say it's the best so far of the Painkiller family of FPS games. by Mischief Maker 01/02/2017, 5:30pm PST NEW
    This game is $3 right now on Steam. Buy it by Entropy Stew 12/25/2022, 8:30pm PST NEW
        I am seeing this for the fisrt time. I liked all Shadow Warriors by Dickless Gary 12/25/2022, 8:58pm PST NEW
        To make it more obvious: talking about Shhadow Warrior 2 (2016) here NT by Entropy Stew 12/25/2022, 11:52pm PST NEW
            PS: "Inventory Fatigue" is now a term. I did a vg journo by Entropy Stew 12/26/2022, 12:00am PST NEW
                SW2 has a filter button in the upper corner that sorts orbs by specific powers. NT by Mischief Maker 12/26/2022, 5:20am PST NEW
 
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