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by Vernon G. Wells 10/16/2016, 10:31am PDT |
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Oh, he's writing for Kougar Magazine, the lifestyle magazine for vivacious women of a certain age. Here he is interviewing Star Trek's Marina Sirtis about menopause:
MARINA: You see, you didn't know that. Your vagina atrophies. So guess what? You have to start -
PAULA: Kegel?
MARINA: No, it's not about muscle control. It's about dryness. So you have to, you know, it can freak you out, sex becomes painful. So you have to buy lube or you can go on hormones or whatever. The regular hormones they make out of horse's urine, Premarin, etc., they have to keep the horses pregnant all the time. It's very cruel to the horses. But you can get biosynthetic hormones, and I went on them for two years when I was really having a bad time with hot flashes. When those started to go I came off the hormones and I thought, “You know what? This is natural for a woman.” And yes, my husband would like to have more sex.
VERNON [probably playing with his knife]: What husband wouldn't?
I'm not sure if he's into this Golden Girls stuff because he's gay, or if he's just working really, really hard to get laid. Either way I'm pulling for him. |
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