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I am hoping the good shit comes out next year by Entropy Stew 12/01/2016, 7:47pm PST
blackwater wrote:

Maybe it's just the Hacker News filter bubble, but I keep hearing a steady drumbeat of news about Apple exiting one market after another. Supposedly, they just killed their wireless router, the AirPort.. A little while ago they killed their Apple monitors.


Apple really fucked up. They had a window of time where they could have even eaten into Window's corporate market. Now, MS has a better laptop offering. They tackled the harder problem of laptop + tablet unification, then got somebody to design excellent hardware. The UI experience still isn't there compared to MacOS, but you can actually administer a network full of these things. They're even running a fucking linux virtualization layer inside the OS!

Now the MacBook Pro is out, and it's one big "fuck you" to professional users. The amount of RAM is still 16GB, the same as three years ago. This alone would be a deal breaker for anyone using Macs for content creation, like Photoshop or movie editing, etc. (Of course, they already gimped Final Cut Pro, so at least they're being consistent!)


Apple has design anorexia. It started with the trashcan, then infected the laptop. Not enough calories to support the pros who stuck with them through the bad times. That said, the 16gb issue is because of Intel. Kaby Lake supporting LPDDR4 will not be out anytime soon, so they went with Skylake and LPDDR3 in order to maintain battery life. Intel just isn't shipping anything with 16+gb support that can support Apple's petite offerings.

The only ports are USB-C, so if you have to give a business presentation on HDMI, DisplayPort, or VGA, then fuck you! If you need a modern GPU to run CAD software, deep learning, or 3D modeling, then fuck you!


USB-C is fucking amazing. Remember the usb to PS/2 dongles? Same shit. Fuck the PS/2 port.

And then there's that keyboard. Nothing says "professional" like a keyboard with no escape key or function keys, and a tiny gimmicky touchscreen at the top. Even those crappy "multimedia" keyboards that have "email" keys on them have more dignity than this. And to put the shit cherry on top, they made the key travel even smaller than the existing Mac keyboards, which almost doesn't seem possible. If you wanted to feel like you were typing on a iPad, this is the laptop for you.


I..it's horrible. I say this without having given the new kb a shot, but god it looks bad.

But wait. Blackwater, you say, you're not being FAIR. Laptops are for MOBILE WORK. You should use your DESKTOP for things that require a GPU or more than 16 GB of RAM.
Well... the last powerful desktop computer Apple made was released in 2012..


Fuck the trash can. It's a better cube, which isn't saying much.

So what I'm hoping for is an about-face next year. Some supply chain info made it look like big changes coming to the iPhone. The MBP might just be fucked though :(

-/ES/-
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        Re: Is it time to put Apple Computer on suicide watch? by bisekrankas 01/16/2018, 4:01am PST NEW
        Apple just repeating one of DEC's old tricks from the 1970s by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/05/2018, 1:53am PDT NEW
    I am hoping the good shit comes out next year by Entropy Stew 12/01/2016, 7:47pm PST NEW
        2017 was a terrible year for Apple. by blackwater 01/15/2018, 11:15pm PST NEW
            wHatS a cOmPUtEr???? NT by Judge Barry 01/16/2018, 10:59am PST NEW
            Their CEO is a lunatic by Mysterio Lollerson 01/16/2018, 11:00am PST NEW
                "I've only had good years" -- Tim Cook by Mysterio Lollerson 02/21/2018, 9:16am PST NEW
            2018 isn't looking much better by skip 01/17/2018, 3:49pm PST NEW
                Apple rolls out eGPUs, but sort of in a half-assed way by blackwater 04/15/2018, 9:42am PDT NEW
                    It's a long way from the motherboard bus to an external GPU. NT by Have they fixed that? 04/15/2018, 2:27pm PDT NEW
                    Why bother given the limitations, and lack of games by DireTirefire 04/15/2018, 2:53pm PDT NEW
                    They’ve turned the GPU... into a dongle =( NT by Tim Cook <3 dongles 04/15/2018, 11:36pm PDT NEW
        Laptop update by Entropy Stew 09/24/2018, 4:24pm PDT NEW
            You can't justify a MBP anymore. They went full retard on the MBP by Motherhead 09/24/2018, 6:47pm PDT NEW
                He just the die-hard professional Apple-loving core die on the vine NT by Entropy Stew 09/25/2018, 10:46am PDT NEW
                    Yep, can't into computer. NT by Motherhead 09/25/2018, 11:51am PDT NEW
    Apple deprecates OpenGL and OpenCL by blackwater 06/04/2018, 8:59pm PDT NEW
    Suicide watch? Apple has 5 billion in cash in the bank NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/07/2018, 9:30pm PDT NEW
    Apple stops making the iPhone SE by blackwater 09/15/2018, 3:24pm PDT NEW
        This also means they no longer make a phone with a headphone jack. NT by Fullofkittens 09/16/2018, 9:24am PDT NEW
            I hate Bluetooth, so I gotta ask. by Mysterio Lollerson 09/16/2018, 9:34am PDT NEW
                I am told that the experience of using those things is "better than expected." by Fullofkittens 09/16/2018, 10:56am PDT NEW
                    Chiming in here by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/16/2018, 11:06am PDT NEW
                        Remember "it just works"? by Just Barely 09/16/2018, 1:41pm PDT NEW
                    I have a Bluetooth headset, but I don't use it most of the time. by blackwater 09/21/2018, 3:14pm PDT NEW
                Re: I hate Bluetooth, so I gotta ask. by CattleHumper 09/19/2018, 1:58pm PDT NEW
                    This is my experience as well but I was unwilling to be the board apple defender by Motherhead 09/19/2018, 2:12pm PDT NEW
                    Not having to hold a button down to connect is huge, makes a lot of sense. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/19/2018, 7:33pm PDT NEW
    Apple cracks down on indie repair shops. by blackwater 10/05/2018, 12:28pm PDT NEW
    Re: Is it time to put Apple Computer on suicide watch? by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/11/2018, 8:18pm PDT NEW
        Some simple organisms shit and eat through the same hole. by Tim Cook 10/14/2018, 3:27pm PDT NEW
            Mac transhumanist nods furiously while eating shit NT by J Gruber 10/14/2018, 10:39pm PDT NEW
    Well, the dumb shits put the Escape key back on their laptops. by I've Only Had Good Years 11/15/2019, 8:28am PST NEW
        Never apologize to the neeeeeerds by blackwater 11/15/2019, 9:29pm PST NEW
 
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