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by Not somewhere nice. 02/23/2017, 8:12pm PST |
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Take from this what you want, but don't say I never warned you.
You've seen those people shopping at the grocery store, or waiting in line at the bank, wearing Crocs and sweat pants? Do you think they descended that quickly over night, or was it over many years of making smaller concessions that built up over time? What do you think their homes look like if they don't even care enough to dress decently when going out to the bank or buying groceries? Probably a complete mess. Eating some obnoxious snack that forces you to spit everywhere by itself won't lead you to that fate, but other concessions come quickly once you see how easily it is to make that initial one. Maybe you've already made other concessions, and sunflower seeds is just the next phase in your transformation? Maybe you already eat pizza directly out of the box, or don't shave everyday, or just brush the snow off of your vehicle's windows and leave the snow on the top to blow off while you're driving, perform rolling stops at intersections, etc, etc. You start making enough of these minor concessions over time and eventually you'll find yourself waiting in line at the grocery store while wearing Crocs and sweat pants wondering where you lost your grip on things. |
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Flavored sunflower seeds are terrible. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/21/2017, 8:35pm PST 
Even dill pickle or ESPECIALLY dill pickle? NT by Worm 02/21/2017, 8:42pm PST
Flavor analysis incomplete. Will add more data and return. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/22/2017, 6:33pm PST
All sunflower seeds are shit. Who picks those over cashews? Assholes who think NT by it's cool to spit everywhere. 02/21/2017, 9:12pm PST
Kids these days without spitoons NT by they jus' don' understand a thang 02/21/2017, 9:42pm PST
Just ask for a Gentleman's cup!! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/22/2017, 7:02pm PST
A few things to say about that. by Gentlemen eat cashews 02/22/2017, 8:27pm PST
I didn't know this topic to be a powderkeg! by Nuts to you 02/22/2017, 10:32pm PST
Smoked almonds are nice, not as nice as cashews, but nice nonetheless. NT by Gentleman Cashew 02/23/2017, 12:18am PST
You miss the point. Sunflower seeds are so fat people can have something in the by ir mouths at all times. 02/23/2017, 5:16am PST
Re: A few things to say about that. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/23/2017, 6:32pm PST
And where do you think all of this leads to? by Not somewhere nice. 02/23/2017, 8:12pm PST
I hope you're surrounded by crowds fitted with crocs n sweatpants NT by all chewing sunflower seeds 02/23/2017, 10:30pm PST
It'd be highly unlikely that they'd congregate like that. They're often the lone NT by wolf or abusive spouse type. 02/23/2017, 11:03pm PST
Re: And where do you think all of this leads to? by Mysterio 05/05/2022, 8:25pm PDT
Eating seeds as a pastime activity?? NT by Caltrops v7.0 02/22/2017, 4:47pm PST
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