Forum Overview :: Mass Effect

I'm trying to explain to you why the one 82% of players pick looks cuter. by You can't hear me over the memes. 03/26/2017, 7:23am PDT Every female combatant had to have gaps under her armpits and a ridiculous giraffe neck, to ensure that not only was she the same height as Mark Vanderloo and had the same length arms as Mark Vanderloo, she also held her hands exactly the same distance apart as Mark Vanderloo. This made them look less like fighting women and more like gangly Communion aliens. But it was okay, because at least BioWare hadn't completely fucked up the jawlines yet. (Notice how nice the blue chick looks - another unique head sculpt, probably the best in the game, after Mark.) If nothing else, the women of Mass Effect 1-3 had their dignity.

Hee Haw: The Next Generation by Manveer Heir 03/18/2017, 7:36am PDT     How does no one focus on the fact she looks to her left while hitting the Krogan by Worm 03/18/2017, 12:27pm PDT         Polished turd by Smellectronic Farts 03/18/2017, 1:09pm PDT             The female Ryder MAY be the ugliest player-character in the past ten years by Manveer Heir 03/18/2017, 1:50pm PDT                 BioWare takes a stand against Unrealistic Beauty Standards... NT by ...with a fucking vengeance. 03/20/2017, 2:06am PDT                 put a wig on the male Ryder and he'd be a better looking woman NT by Eurotrash 03/24/2017, 11:53pm PDT                 This is the worst-looking game I've ever seen in my life. by Mysterio Lollerson 03/25/2017, 11:08am PDT                     what, you don't like building gay relationships between ugly ass characters? by Eurotrash 03/25/2017, 2:17pm PDT                         anybody who doesn't like it is obviously a melanin deficient SPACE OBOE-PHONE NT by Gas Infect: Androgyne 03/25/2017, 3:52pm PDT                 They intentionally uglied up all the women by Pullman for Paxton 03/25/2017, 3:34pm PDT                     Somebody suggested this was all calculated by and I couldn't possibly understand 03/25/2017, 3:45pm PDT                         If you don't want to cater to young men don't use a 22 year old protag. by Worm 03/25/2017, 4:25pm PDT                     This is the dumbest conspiracy theory ever, because it assumes the developers of by Mass Effect could have done better. 03/25/2017, 5:16pm PDT                         How did I manage not to fuck it up then? NT by Witcher 3 03/25/2017, 5:35pm PDT                             Fuck that, how did WE manage not to fugly up all the bitches? NT by Mass Effects 1-3 03/25/2017, 5:54pm PDT                                 I can't believe I have to explain why Mass Effect still sucks. by Especially compared to other games! 03/25/2017, 9:05pm PDT                                     Oh snap, did Guardians of the Galaxy steal its dance-off scene from Mass Effect? NT by Somebody get Brian Cronin on it. 03/25/2017, 9:37pm PDT                                     Yeah but it's Current Year, they should have better animations NT by John Oliver 03/26/2017, 1:07am PDT                                     I had objectively better looking chicks than Andromeda by Mass Effects 1-3 03/26/2017, 6:03am PDT                                         I'm trying to explain to you why the one 82% of players pick looks cuter. by You can't hear me over the memes. 03/26/2017, 7:23am PDT                                             Give it up Jerry. Nobody cared about your Seinfeld jokes about Fallout 3 either NT by What's the deal with char creation? 03/26/2017, 9:14am PDT                                                 shoo, cunt. NT by Mysterio 03/26/2017, 9:52am PDT                                                     I'm as impressed by Jerry's autism as anyone but a hot take is still a hot take NT by Next on Caltrops: FF7, overrated? 03/26/2017, 10:00am PDT                                                         You're incredibly bad at this. NT by Mysterio 03/26/2017, 12:02pm PDT                                             just say skeleton or rigging, it would save you several posts NT by Shrek funnier than skirt clipping 03/26/2017, 11:38am PDT                                                 Now the anonyfags are turning on Jerry?! NT by Mischief Maker 03/26/2017, 5:20pm PDT                                                     Praise and scorn when appropriate NT by ghost of Tom Chick's sister 03/26/2017, 5:44pm PDT                                                         Tom Chick's sister is still alive, dummy. NT by I'm looking at her right now. 03/26/2017, 6:17pm PDT                                                     Mark --deep inhale-- NT by VANDERLOO 03/26/2017, 5:45pm PDT                                                     It's not our fault Jerry keeps hammering the "I saw Bioshock's plot on Batman!" NT by bit and can't get new ones 03/26/2017, 6:52pm PDT                                                         He should change his name to BatmanShock, and then change it to Old News because NT by we are over him like a cloud city. 03/26/2017, 7:05pm PDT                                                         Literally not him that referenced it, but ok. NT by Creedo 03/26/2017, 8:23pm PDT                                     if they can't blame SJWs then they won't have anything to talk about in NT by their youtube screeds 03/26/2017, 6:48am PDT                     Interview with Injustice artist may shed some light on this 9/11-type disaster. by Thanks, games journalism. 05/21/2017, 4:34pm PDT     Why would you ever try to animate Krogan fist fighting? by Worm 03/25/2017, 4:27pm PDT         At least use better sound effects that don't sound like nails tapping on a table NT by skip 03/25/2017, 8:48pm PDT     Here's a nice one by Eurotrash 03/26/2017, 2:31pm PDT         Squat dashing to download this on Origin(tm) today! NT by I am t-posed but must walk cycle 03/26/2017, 3:14pm PDT         2:35 to 3:10, jesus christ NT by Vested Id 03/27/2017, 3:15am PDT             "Sorry, my face is tired" already selling t-shirts NT by Vested Id 03/27/2017, 3:32am PDT     here's dunkey's review by Eurotrash 03/27/2017, 1:35pm PDT