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episode 5 by fabio 05/25/2017, 1:50pm PDT
Double dose of Stark stupid from Bran AND Sansa this episode! That gets lots of people killed!

"We need lots more men for our army or the Boltons will flay everyone alive."

"Hello, I am here with lots of men and an army for you."

"No. You're icky. Go away." AS A STARK I MAKE THE NECESSARY TOUGH DECISIONS TO RULE! YOU MIGHT EXPECT TO PAY $50 FOR A RULER LIKE THIS!


Arya plot- After suffering through all that horrible television, they've reset it! No more assassin guild, back to wandering around with toy sword. What a payoff!

Sam plot- Getting to meet Sam's family! Tension with his father! Not since Angel got together with La Guerta has a tv show asked its audience to strain as hard to give a shit about a subplot.

Tyrion plot- Tyrion and Bald are once again advisors to an absentee ruler, trying to best manage the kingdom. Just like 4 seasons ago!

Bran plot- Were we supposed to laugh our asses off at the "Hordor" name origin reveal? He was getting ripped apart by skeletons at the time, so I guess not, but I sure did!


The play of Rennfaire actors within the show covering the first 2 seasons was more entertaining than the actual show.
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I am going to bitch about this massively overrated show some more by fabio 05/16/2017, 11:59pm PDT NEW
    Martin's not about the money. He's about the adulation. by skip 05/18/2017, 6:56pm PDT NEW
        Re: Martin's not about the money. He's about the adulation. by Sad Kid 05/18/2017, 9:19pm PDT NEW
            Whatever you say about Rowling's work, she at least finished it without making NT by excuses - skip 05/20/2017, 11:03am PDT NEW
                You're right. I was really just making thinly-veiled fat jokes. NT by Sad Kid 05/20/2017, 11:19am PDT NEW
    Season 5 by fabio 05/20/2017, 1:54pm PDT NEW
        I liked me some Lena Headey titties by ( . )( . ) 05/20/2017, 4:47pm PDT NEW
            Those were stunt titties :/ NT by Mysterio 05/26/2017, 9:38pm PDT NEW
                Wait. Really? NT by Too embarrassed 05/26/2017, 9:57pm PDT NEW
                    'Game of Thrones': Lena Headey's nude Walk of Shame body double speaks out by Mysterio 05/27/2017, 8:28am PDT NEW
    Season 6: episode 1 by fabio 05/23/2017, 2:05am PDT NEW
        Episodes 2-3 by fabio 05/23/2017, 9:32am PDT NEW
        Episode 4 by fabio 05/24/2017, 7:59pm PDT NEW
        episode 5 by fabio 05/25/2017, 1:50pm PDT NEW
        episode 6 (first 10 minutes) by fabio 05/26/2017, 5:54pm PDT NEW
            Jaime lays siege to Riverrun NT by again 05/26/2017, 5:57pm PDT NEW
            Can you believe the producers of GoT force me to watch this garbage? by - Fabio "Thought Leader" 05/26/2017, 7:03pm PDT NEW
                Don't listen to him, this is the most honest assessment of the series I've read NT by in years 05/26/2017, 8:29pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Don't listen to him, this is the most honest assessment of the series I've NT by I won't. It's just some cunt. 05/26/2017, 9:01pm PDT NEW
            episode 6 (the rest of it) by fabio 05/28/2017, 1:17am PDT NEW
            episodes 7-8 by fabio 05/30/2017, 4:20am PDT NEW
            episodes 9-10 by fabio 05/30/2017, 4:22am PDT NEW
                Season 6 (death to the patriarchy) by fabio 05/30/2017, 9:28am PDT NEW
        Somewhere in here I stopped watching this show by Roop 06/01/2017, 5:02am PDT NEW
            Some have plot anti-armor by fabio 06/01/2017, 4:04pm PDT NEW
    Keep this up, I want to hear more NT by not sarcastic 05/25/2017, 9:00am PDT NEW
        Whoa. Tone it down. NT by Jacob Freeman 05/25/2017, 11:09am PDT NEW
 
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