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by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/07/2017, 7:43pm PDT |
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Here's the update he posted, two hours after Steam said it was going to be released:
Bloodshot eyeballs inflamed to 8x normal size, mucus from nose pooling on floor around chair, been doing 20 hour days with nothing but expired beef jerky to keep me from starving to death. My wife has brought a bedpan into my study and placed it under my chair like that episode of South Park so I no longer have to break to go to the bathroom.
Almost ... there ... just need to test that last issue number #10209373739829 to make sure it is still fixed after changing item #0928434923098 to match up with issue #9042353290215.
Game looks so utterly beautiful that tears are mixing with the mascara as they run down my cheeks. I ... never ... dreamed ... my game would finally look this good.
Will be working all day to complete, as soon as I have verified remaining areas that underwent some editing I will begin building deployment packages.
One last minute change I am introducing is versioning for the savegames and side-by-side execution of updates so any future patches of Grimoire will NOT break any savegames out there. Obviously nobody wants to start their 600 hours of play over just because I added romancing and bread baking interfaces. So once saved your savegame will be legal until you complete that game. You may not see new additions to the map but your current game will always be completable after you have started it.
Sorry but I am just one guy and normally during this crunch time on any software project you have more than one person to help you when the going gets tough. It's all on me and it only gets fixed because I fix it, I can't delegate that bug to a team member.
Almost there. Game is looking ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE. As soon as it is ready will post deployable package to Steam for approval.
Figuring out that he wants save games to work throughout game updates on the day it's supposed to launch? I commend, you sir. It was maaaybe going to be a game before this, but clearly not. Nothing about it said "gangster" until this. It was a nice piece of work, Kingpin. You shouldn't have signed it.
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Two bugs left! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/17/2014, 9:12pm PST 
Re: Two bugs left! by Souffle of Pain 12/18/2014, 8:32am PST 
It's always the last two that get you. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/28/2017, 11:07pm PDT 
It's up by skip 03/29/2017, 5:00am PDT 
Grimoire has made me a damned fool. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/29/2017, 8:37am PDT 
People are going nuts for it! NT by Mysterious Stranger 03/29/2017, 3:09pm PDT 
Cleve destroyed brokenforum.com in the comments by But I can't find them now 03/30/2017, 9:15pm PDT 
I want to hear him mocking Brokenforum! NT by Round One. FIGHT! 03/31/2017, 10:53pm PDT 
Well, I don't have that. But here's a sample from over there by ME 04/01/2017, 2:21pm PDT 
Absolutely hateful little group of mentally ill trolls. NT by Oom Shnibble 04/01/2017, 2:46pm PDT 
without the self-awareness of Caltrops. NT by Oom Shnibble 04/01/2017, 2:47pm PDT 
May 29th is when it goes live on Steam NT by A lot of people owe him an apology. 04/22/2017, 12:31pm PDT 
Maybe belay that apology. by Mysterio Lollerson 06/03/2017, 10:14am PDT 
No apologies!! by Cleve Grimoire, "Thought Leader" 06/04/2017, 5:44pm PDT 
Next day is July 8 by Mysterio Beck 06/17/2017, 6:02pm PDT 
Now 7/7 and $40 NT by skip 07/04/2017, 9:37am PDT 
Huh. $40. by Mysterio Lollerson 07/04/2017, 10:15am PDT 
I think I read something that said he didn't want by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/05/2017, 6:10am PDT 
There is no way he can't release now. It's coming. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/06/2017, 8:30am PDT 
SO CLOSE NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/07/2017, 10:23am PDT 
He missed it, again. OK, finally. I'm out. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/07/2017, 4:41pm PDT 
It's obviously performance art, and for that I commend him. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/07/2017, 7:43pm PDT 
Valve will kick him off if he keeps doing this by skip 07/10/2017, 5:57pm PDT 
RPG Codex thread by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/09/2017, 7:46pm PDT 
something about your story just doesn't add up though by ... 07/09/2017, 9:42pm PDT 
Yes! Ha-ha, I have a perfectly reasonable explanation for that. You see... by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/09/2017, 9:54pm PDT 
And then there's this part of your post where you unintentionally(?) by mischaracterize blobbers... 07/09/2017, 10:43pm PDT 
It's a joke, that's all it will ever be by Glenn from Habbo 07/11/2017, 10:34am PDT 
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