Forum Overview :: Tansin A. Darcos's Alter Ego
 
Re: Ok, sorry. I had made the assumption that when you were filling out the by laudablepuss 07/17/2017, 12:07pm PDT
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I have been called! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/13/2017, 8:33pm PDT NEW
    Roll into the jury room, dramatically stab spatula into the table like in 12 Ang NT by Vested Id 07/13/2017, 8:41pm PDT NEW
    Re: I have been called! by Roop 07/14/2017, 6:00am PDT NEW
        That's a dangerous tactic to use. by here's why: 07/14/2017, 6:32pm PDT NEW
            Re: That's a dangerous tactic to use. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 12:49pm PDT NEW
                So they read one of your essays and they still selected you?!?! NT by speechless. 07/15/2017, 4:05pm PDT NEW
                    No, actually nobody selected me. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 6:13pm PDT NEW
                        Ok, sorry. I had made the assumption that when you were filling out the by accommodations for dissabilty form 07/15/2017, 7:41pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Ok, sorry. I had made the assumption that when you were filling out the by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 8:46pm PDT NEW
                                That makes no sense. What's the point of the questionnaire if they also order NT by you to come in person? 07/16/2017, 2:18am PDT NEW
                                    Re: That makes no sense. What's the point of the questionnaire... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/16/2017, 3:27am PDT NEW
                                        Do you have to call a number in about a week to find out if you are to report NT by or not? 07/16/2017, 3:58am PDT NEW
                                            Never mind, I just read that part in your summons. ouch the evening before the by day? That's a bit of a ball breaker 07/16/2017, 4:14am PDT NEW
                                                Depends on the case by Mysterio, "Juror A" 07/16/2017, 12:52pm PDT NEW
                                                    Those are all reasonable points for why most people dislike jury duty, I feel NT by the good outweighs the bad for me. 07/16/2017, 5:17pm PDT NEW
                                                You're not the only one who would want to be summoned by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2017, 1:19am PDT NEW
                                                    What!? You can't ignore/throw away a summons, the judge'll issue a warrant for NT by your arrest. You're fucking nuts. 07/19/2017, 6:28am PDT NEW
                                                        I could and I did ignore jury summonses with impunity by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/20/2017, 8:13pm PDT NEW
                                                            Los Angeles is worse than I said by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/20/2017, 8:56pm PDT NEW
                                                            WTF!? Long Beach, breaking the law? Did you get disabled fighting in a gang war? NT by Pimp Commander Darcos (circa 1982) 07/22/2017, 9:17pm PDT NEW
                                                                I only became disabled around 2006 NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/23/2017, 8:23pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Damn, sorry to here that, I guess the streets really do catch up with you NT by eventually? 07/23/2017, 9:18pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Ok, sorry. I had made the assumption that when you were filling out the by laudablepuss 07/17/2017, 12:07pm PDT NEW
    How to get out of jury duty by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 1:30pm PDT NEW
        Correction: As of July 1, 2017, Maryland State Minimum Wage is $9.25 NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 1:35pm PDT NEW
            TDARCOS v Prince George's County by Mysterio, "Thot Leader" 07/15/2017, 4:15pm PDT NEW
                Re: TDARCOS v Prince George's County by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 5:58pm PDT NEW
                    Worthwhile, but please be represented properly NT by Mysterio, "I am not a lawyer" 07/16/2017, 1:08pm PDT NEW
    What's more interesting if the Jury Pool isn't enough by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 6:41pm PDT NEW
    Re: I have been called! by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/16/2017, 9:45pm PDT NEW
        or found in contempt..... NT by "Juror,you can't object!"-the judge 07/16/2017, 10:15pm PDT NEW
        Coach ICJ calls TDARCOS off the bench by THE LOCUST 07/16/2017, 11:12pm PDT NEW
        Minimum Wage Requirements by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/17/2017, 9:12am PDT NEW
            I still say you just fall asleep during the movie NT by Roop 07/17/2017, 11:25am PDT NEW
                This presumes they have a movie. They may have a booklet or a live speaker NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2017, 1:25am PDT NEW
                    Maybe I'll just take a bathroom break when they're about to start the video. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2017, 1:26am PDT NEW
                        They'll have to clear the courtroom! The stenographer's going to wear out NT by the F key on her little machine. 07/19/2017, 2:17am PDT NEW
                            hahaha classy by laudablepuss 07/19/2017, 9:16am PDT NEW
                                OK if sleeping won't work, just act dead for a little bit. You can do this Paul NT by Roop 07/20/2017, 12:24pm PDT NEW
    All rise. I said, all rise. ALL RISE, MR ROBINSON. YOU ARE IN CONTEMPT OF COURT NT by Eurotrash 07/19/2017, 4:18pm PDT NEW
        Your honor, use your head for something OTHER than a HAT RACK! NT by Juror Robinson found in contempt 07/19/2017, 9:42pm PDT NEW
        I have been in courts many times in a wheelchair by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/20/2017, 8:21pm PDT NEW
            Here's a question I've been wanting to ask you for some time but couldn't come by up with a polite way of doing so: 07/21/2017, 6:53am PDT NEW
                Re: Here's a question I've been wanting to ask you for some time ... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/22/2017, 8:08am PDT NEW
                    I meant because of your charisma... NT by For the record. 07/22/2017, 4:08pm PDT NEW
    This is why Los Angeles does not want to pay anything (reasonable) by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/20/2017, 9:28pm PDT NEW
        Correction, not $498 mil, $294 mil. It's still a lot of money. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/20/2017, 9:30pm PDT NEW
    I mailed the following on my personal letterhead by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/22/2017, 8:04am PDT NEW
    Correction Letter, mailed today, dated tomorrow by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/22/2017, 9:36am PDT NEW
        You may also want to email a link to your youtube channel so they understand NT by the full extent of your situation? 07/22/2017, 9:04pm PDT NEW
            Definitely share the slop recipe NT by CORRECTION, your honor! 07/22/2017, 10:07pm PDT NEW
        why did you leave out "culinary wizard" in the end credits by Eurotrash 07/23/2017, 1:39pm PDT NEW
            Re: why did you leave out "culinary wizard" in the end credits by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/23/2017, 8:29pm PDT NEW
                Would you accept the analogy if Eurotrash used Immanuel Kant instead of Satan? NT by Kant stop the references. 07/23/2017, 11:01pm PDT NEW
                    No, I think Immasnuel Kant is an incompetent fool by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/24/2017, 2:52pm PDT NEW
                You imply by omission that you believe in NT by wizards. 07/24/2017, 7:22am PDT NEW
                    I believe I have implied by explicit inclusion that I do not by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/24/2017, 2:37pm PDT NEW
                        OBJECTION! We know for a fact you believe in zombies by Eurotrash 07/24/2017, 4:07pm PDT NEW
                            Where did I say I believe in zombies? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/25/2017, 12:59am PDT NEW
                                that was actually pretty good NT by Eurotrash 07/25/2017, 2:59am PDT NEW
                        Robinson the Unclean: Guilty by Grand Mufti 07/24/2017, 7:43pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Robinson the Unclean: Guilty by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/25/2017, 1:13am PDT NEW
                                What have you got against whores NT by and Jew dick? 07/25/2017, 7:53am PDT NEW
                                    Nothing, it's muslims for whom it would be terrifying by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/25/2017, 11:59am PDT NEW
                                        You overestimate your ability to strike 'fear' to the devout by Grand Mufti 07/25/2017, 8:13pm PDT NEW
                                            the devout muslim's greatest fear is a plague of Locusts descending from the NT by Eurotrash 07/26/2017, 1:24am PDT NEW
                                                So basically the plot of Dune, but with TDARCOS as the fat bad guy? NT by blackwater 07/27/2017, 8:11am PDT NEW
                                                    Paul would have to clean up and lose some weight for that role by Eurotrash 07/27/2017, 3:52pm PDT NEW
                                        Okay, gonna distance myself from this one. NT by 99 Nazi Scalps 07/25/2017, 10:44pm PDT NEW
    This just in from a Maryland Deputy Attorney General by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/03/2017, 9:11am PDT NEW
        Wear pajamas NT by Roop 08/03/2017, 10:46am PDT NEW
        People in real life who have the authority to fuck your shit up generally don't NT by like these sorts of things you do. 08/03/2017, 7:04pm PDT NEW
            Please explain in what way, and who, is going to "fuck my shit up" NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/03/2017, 7:40pm PDT NEW
                Brendan Fraser! Like in the Mummy movies! by Roop 08/03/2017, 10:57pm PDT NEW
        A dissenting juror is a one-man union, Paul NT by Vested Id 08/03/2017, 7:13pm PDT NEW
        Jessica's got you there NT by Good luck, Paul 08/03/2017, 9:23pm PDT NEW
 
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