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of course, given the cyborg-parasite & rectal Wi-Fi, this necessitates a Full HD e-colostomy bag.
You'll gain points for loyalty programs, or to unlock achievements, with every fill!
How fast would you be sending out the resume if your office started putting up "Are you chipped?" posters.
Hey now, if you don't like it? You obviously haven't tried out the various implants available.
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Somebody explain Apple Pay to me NT by why not just debit/credit? 06/21/2017, 5:21am PDT 
It's flashier by CattleHumper 06/21/2017, 8:20am PDT 
Also, by CattleHumper 06/21/2017, 8:21am PDT 
Extremely secure, very convenient if its actually supported by Entropy Stew 06/21/2017, 5:42pm PDT 
from what I heard with a newer phone it would have been totally impossible NT by Fullofkittens 06/22/2017, 3:34pm PDT 
Stew to ditch his Google Glasses and Apple Watch for the latest implant craze by why not just debit/credit? 07/25/2017, 10:50am PDT 
RFID is so yesterday. by Wi-Fi rectal cameras are the future 07/25/2017, 11:22am PDT 
Seeking LAWNMOWER MAN's opinion by on this hot new tech (very cool) 07/25/2017, 8:41pm PDT 
My opinion is that you've gone off the deep end. I understand that you're scared by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/26/2017, 11:10am PDT 
Let it be known LAWNMOWER MAN by is YES on the rectal Wi-Fi cameras 07/26/2017, 8:51pm PDT 
You should post a few more times about me and how you're not upset about VR NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/26/2017, 10:11pm PDT 
LAWNMOWER MAN beyond reproach, folks by we called you here for a reason! 07/26/2017, 11:06pm PDT 
I don't know anything about implantable chips and don't really care by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/26/2017, 11:35pm PDT 
Heavens, no, not all of CALTROPS by just you :D 07/27/2017, 7:37pm PDT 
This doesn't do anything to kill privacy because privacy is already dead. by blackwater 07/27/2017, 8:23am PDT 
Your article says RFID is in the tags only. Do you keep the tags on the undies by you buy from Wal-Mart? 07/27/2017, 8:44am PDT 
Our dystopian future is retarded by Rafiki 07/27/2017, 1:11pm PDT 
*shits pants* You should post more how you're upset about my smell NT by this is what futurists actually bel 07/26/2017, 11:12pm PDT 
Everyone involved is an insane idiot by This is what futurists actually bel 07/26/2017, 9:58am PDT 
Chip party photos! by ha ha ha ha 08/02/2017, 10:03am PDT 
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