Forum Overview :: Tansin A. Darcos's Alter Ego
 
HOLY SHIT the solution has been staring us in the face this whole time by Eurotrash 08/11/2017, 5:29pm PDT
JUST PLEAD INSANITY FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Time to swallow your pride, man. It's the only way out of this shit.
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Jury Duty part 2: The Jury Commissioner's office is stupider than I am! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/04/2017, 3:06pm PDT NEW
    Here is my response by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/04/2017, 9:52pm PDT NEW
        But they don't have a form letter for arriving late NT by Roop 08/05/2017, 3:22am PDT NEW
            Roop, you're exactly right, a form letter giving me 20 minutes would have worked NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/05/2017, 4:55am PDT NEW
                Citizen, there's a form letter saying you will arrive by the designated time NT by Roop 08/05/2017, 6:26am PDT NEW
    The postponement was probably to grant you time to arrange suitable NT by transportation aka "A you problem". 08/05/2017, 7:06am PDT NEW
        No, it is not my problem by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/06/2017, 7:55am PDT NEW
            Why don't you just call a cab or have a family member or friend provide you NT by with transportation for jury duty? 08/06/2017, 4:41pm PDT NEW
                Here's the reasons I'm not using someone to get me to the courthouse by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/06/2017, 6:06pm PDT NEW
                    Sorry, in both examples I should have said 275 pounds NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/06/2017, 6:07pm PDT NEW
                        No reason to apologize, and what is your weight so I understand the NT by situation better? 08/07/2017, 5:54am PDT NEW
                            I can't weigh myself because I'm over 300 & can't stand, but I'm under 400 NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/07/2017, 6:56am PDT NEW
                                Couldn't you just ride up to a weigh station? Also, why not ride up to the court by ? You're basically a cyborg with 08/07/2017, 5:51pm PDT NEW
                                    Living the FUTURIST DREAM NT by The Locust's Sinclair C5 08/08/2017, 6:03am PDT NEW
                                    I thought about suggesting that too. AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT NT by Eurotrash 08/09/2017, 1:46pm PDT NEW
                Here's a better question: Why is it I should have to make all the sacrifices? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/07/2017, 7:12am PDT NEW
                    Because they can throw you in jail at gunpoint while the most you can do usually NT by is eat a dick. 08/07/2017, 8:57am PDT NEW
                    Sure but what incentive have you given? by Mysterio, "Bureau of Reprobates" 08/07/2017, 2:54pm PDT NEW
                        No, I didn't even mention Metro Access and its fee for a different reason by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/08/2017, 3:54am PDT NEW
                            Another reasons? That was the only reason. This whole thing is all about you and NT by your daily McDonalds ritual. 08/08/2017, 7:39am PDT NEW
                                I do not visit McDonalds 'daily' it's more like maybe once or twice a month NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/08/2017, 6:21pm PDT NEW
                                    Yeah, either way I'm sure if the commissioner was handing out mcgriddles at 730 NT by you'd find a way to make it on time 08/08/2017, 6:31pm PDT NEW
                                        Steak, Egg & Cheese Bagels!? PLOT THICKENS by Mysterio, "Cretinous Petty Officer" 08/08/2017, 9:50pm PDT NEW
                                            No, there is no ulterior motive here by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/10/2017, 9:25am PDT NEW
                                                Pancakes!? by HOW DARE YOU 08/10/2017, 11:08am PDT NEW
                    You weigh 2x as much as a normie. Therefore you should make 2x the sacrifice. NT by SCIENCE 08/07/2017, 5:39pm PDT NEW
                        No,I weigh 2x as much, have twice the problems, I should have 1/2 the sacrifices NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/08/2017, 3:49am PDT NEW
                            You caused own problems NT by just lose some weight 08/09/2017, 12:52pm PDT NEW
                    Hey Fatass Asshole: you don't work. You are paid SSI by the Government. Fuck, by You don't even walk. 08/09/2017, 12:14pm PDT NEW
                        What does that have to do with the issue here? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/10/2017, 9:43am PDT NEW
                        Also, Paul is just a fatass, he is by no means an asshole. NT by Diseased brain is also acceptable. 08/11/2017, 6:40am PDT NEW
    Think about this for a moment:What if jury duty paid $200 or $300 a day? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/07/2017, 7:25am PDT NEW
        There are plenty of people in the US who don't have citizenship, why not let NT by them earn it serving on a jury? 08/07/2017, 12:18pm PDT NEW
            Now that's an interesting idea by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/08/2017, 3:46am PDT NEW
                How could you have "a jury of peers" be composed of non-citizens? NT by Deloreans and Tetris bitches! 08/09/2017, 9:36am PDT NEW
                    A jury could conist of citizens and non-citizens if it was set up that way by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/10/2017, 10:09am PDT NEW
                        Yeah, but it's not set up that way because that would be retarded. NT by Mayor McCheese 08/10/2017, 6:12pm PDT NEW
                            Reaching out between the bars of your cage, trying to shove Paul back into his. NT by Expand Yr Mind & Yr Ass Will Etc. 08/10/2017, 6:28pm PDT NEW
                                Why not just let jurors "phone it in" after getting a synopsis emailed to them? NT by Moksha anyone? 08/11/2017, 5:20pm PDT NEW
        Idiot, they don't need to pay that because they can just NT by lock you up 08/09/2017, 12:09pm PDT NEW
            That is exactly the point by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/10/2017, 9:58am PDT NEW
                You can get excused for physical ailments so just tell them NT by You're to FAT to serve 08/10/2017, 11:41am PDT NEW
                    2fast2serve NT by vrooooOOOOM! 08/11/2017, 7:17am PDT NEW
                        2fat2serve! NT by fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! 08/11/2017, 10:34am PDT NEW
                            Mr. Robinson Goes to Washington. "and that NO courthouses open before 10:30am, NT by our mcmuffins are a civil right." 08/11/2017, 4:59pm PDT NEW
                    On size and other excuses, and "common law" employees by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/19/2017, 3:26am PDT NEW
                        You're not being "employed" by the court, you fat cunt. NT by Go eat a dick. 08/19/2017, 11:25am PDT NEW
                            Insults? That's all you have? Lame, Lame, Lame NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/19/2017, 2:06pm PDT NEW
                            What legal arguments do you have? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/19/2017, 2:18pm PDT NEW
    HOLY SHIT the solution has been staring us in the face this whole time by Eurotrash 08/11/2017, 5:29pm PDT NEW
        Just write another letter by Mysterio 08/12/2017, 5:38am PDT NEW
            Followed by a Correction Letter including musical reference NT by Mysterio, "C&R&T Legal" 08/12/2017, 8:59pm PDT NEW
 
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