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by Ray of Light 07/20/2004, 12:27pm PDT |
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Zseni on Windows XP :( wrote:
My mother eats beef jerky. She also likes those little snack pepperonis made out of pig hearts or whatever. Also: the whole fucking female population on the Atkins diet is chowing that shit down.
You're contradicting me(!) with a fem-jerky-fondness index of 50%, sample size two, margin of error plus or minus 50%, hrm? That proves nothing except which of us here is the woman.
I'll grant that today's meat snack industry appeals to a broader demographic than ever before, and that many women are giving their wares a second look. I'm sure you recall the article in last year's American Demographics, which said exactly that, but my own survey of random women (eight in all, or four of your samples) reveals that that second look is one of revulsion, much like the first.
I therefore reiterate: beef jerky is a manly snack. I shan't retreat nor stumble on this point, aberrations like the gene sack that produced you notwithstanding.
Moving on.
Frugality is MACHO? Inasmuch as the great battle lords throughout history traded on their outrageous generosity and the hallmark of a gentleman, so it is said, is to provide employment for the working class, and you are here before me priding yourself on stretching your homosexual dollars? Fuck your gay little group purchasing decisions. You're practically wearing housedresses, absentmindedly ironing and wondering if it's too kate to slip the hubby's martini into the freezer before he gets home.
I know one thing that ISN'T macho, and that is figuring out what in hell you're saying here. You seem to be supporting my case with examples, then tearing it down by dressing me in a feminine vignette.
Though baffled, I will say that dollars aren't the only thing I can stretch, current flappy company excepted.
That you know nothing whatsoever about women is only gravy on the faggot sammich
Oh, @*~tee-hee!*~@!!
That's a bold claim to come from Zseni-Hi, I'm Zseni and I know scads about men from my time spent shacking up with an anime character and wanting a penis.-jeim.
Also, that's not gravy.
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WAI WAI! by Zseni on Windows XP :( 07/19/2004, 10:28pm PDT
Did you know it's hard to figure out when you've posted? NT by Zseni on Windows XP :( 07/19/2004, 10:28pm PDT
Re: Did you know it's hard to figure out when you've posted? by dragon worrier 07/21/2004, 11:31pm PDT
Re: WAI WAI! by Chairman Mao 07/19/2004, 11:53pm PDT
Re: WAI WAI! by Bill Dungsroman 07/20/2004, 12:22am PDT
Re: WAI WAI! by Zseni on Windows XP :( 07/20/2004, 1:32am PDT
Re: WAI WAI! by Ray of Light 07/20/2004, 2:35am PDT
Re: WAI WAI! by I need clarification 07/20/2004, 2:37am PDT
I recommended that you eat it. BDR concurred. NT by Ray of Light 07/20/2004, 2:42am PDT
No, I mean the brand! THE BRAND, MAN! NT by I need clarification 07/20/2004, 3:15am PDT
You are not your brand of Jerky. NT by Ray of Light 07/20/2004, 3:17am PDT
That Ted Nugent brand used to be really awesome. NT by Creexul :( 07/20/2004, 3:23am PDT
So you don't know? Or remember? NT by I need clarification 07/20/2004, 3:25am PDT
OK, I'll trade you by Ray of Light 07/20/2004, 3:47am PDT
Jack Link's Carne Seca kicks Sweet & Hot in the balls. NT by Bodybag. 07/20/2004, 6:51am PDT
Sounds Mexican, don't have it in Canada. NT by Ray of Light 07/20/2004, 7:02am PDT
Their Beefsteak Nuggets are fucking great by Entropy Stew 07/22/2004, 12:48pm PDT
Re: OK, I'll trade you by I need clarification 07/20/2004, 12:33pm PDT
Re: OK, I'll trade you by whydirt 07/20/2004, 7:11pm PDT
Was it best damn beef jerky, or, oh here it is. by Worm 07/21/2004, 3:11pm PDT
Beef Jerky? Axis? What? by Mischief Maker 07/20/2004, 9:08am PDT
Re: WAI WAI! by Zseni on Windows XP :( 07/20/2004, 10:58am PDT
Re: WAI WAI! by Mischief Maker 07/20/2004, 11:17am PDT
Re: WAI WAI! by Ray of Light 07/20/2004, 12:27pm PDT
Oh my god, who are you and what have you done with Ray? by Zseni 07/20/2004, 1:53pm PDT
I`ve been Vagged by Ray of Light 07/21/2004, 1:49am PDT
People got on my case when I said Ray wasn't funny or clever anymore :( NT by I need clarification 07/21/2004, 4:31am PDT
And rightly so NT by Arbiter of Comedy 07/21/2004, 10:15am PDT
You're fat! HURRR!!! NT by I need clarification 07/22/2004, 2:40am PDT
But he said it FUNNILY. by Arbiter of Comedy 07/22/2004, 4:57pm PDT
Yeah, I fucking wiped the table with you, bitch. by Zseni 07/21/2004, 4:39am PDT
What is it about a man on a table that you find so attractive? by Ray of Light 07/21/2004, 1:09pm PDT
Hopefully this is the part where Zseni, flustered, stops posting for a month NT by Entropy Stew 07/21/2004, 2:58pm PDT
Or demands Ray! not reply to her posts, cuz he's all serious and mean. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2004, 4:26pm PDT
PREDICITION ACCURACY 94% NT by And rising 07/24/2004, 7:46pm PDT
Re: What is it about a man on a table that you find so attractive? by Zseni 07/21/2004, 6:31pm PDT
I didn't even read this NT by Entropy Stew 07/21/2004, 6:33pm PDT
Me neither. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2004, 6:34pm PDT
That's okay, Zseni hasn't been reading Ray's posts either by laudablepuss 07/21/2004, 6:47pm PDT
The real me did. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2004, 11:18pm PDT
No, the real me didn't. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2004, 11:57pm PDT
The forum is much funnier and wackier with these types of goings-on NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/22/2004, 1:07pm PDT
I even read this by Ray of Light 07/21/2004, 7:46pm PDT
ZSENI'S SILENCE=VICTOLY!!!!! by CONGRATS! THE FAT BITCH SHUT UP! 07/23/2004, 10:48am PDT
Re: What is it about a man on a table that you find so attractive? by Choson 07/21/2004, 9:48pm PDT
You teetered on the edge of insanity by Broken PlayStation 07/22/2004, 12:59am PDT
Re: You teetered on the edge of insanity by Choson 07/22/2004, 9:07am PDT
Re: You teetered on the edge of insanity by Bill Dungsroman 07/22/2004, 1:06pm PDT
Good point NT by Choson 07/22/2004, 1:28pm PDT
This whole thing aged weirdly. by You could say it's my hobby. 12/09/2018, 6:12pm PST
Re: WAI WAI! by I need clarification 07/20/2004, 4:28pm PDT
Re: WAI WAI! by Veronica 07/20/2004, 10:24pm PDT
Re: WAI WAI! by I need clarification 07/21/2004, 1:35am PDT
I was Roue of Light in that thread, now that it means nothing. by conflictNo 07/20/2004, 9:23pm PDT
Re: WAI WAI! by Bill Dungsroman 07/20/2004, 2:16pm PDT
Caltrops is Dead, Long Live Caltrops by Hobo 07/20/2004, 5:22pm PDT
Re: Caltrops is Dead, Long Live Caltrops by Broken PlayStation 07/20/2004, 5:31pm PDT
Re: Caltrops is Dead, Long Live Caltrops by I need clarification 07/20/2004, 5:49pm PDT
Re: Caltrops is Dead, Long Live Caltrops by Hobo 07/20/2004, 5:52pm PDT
Re: Caltrops is Dead, Long Live Caltrops by Jay Schilling 07/20/2004, 5:55pm PDT
Kupo by Edward Gibbons 07/20/2004, 5:57pm PDT
Congrats on the first NT-missing post NT by NT 07/20/2004, 6:03pm PDT
Re: Caltrops is Dead, Long Live Caltrops by I need clarification 07/20/2004, 6:03pm PDT
It's okay, SB's gone and that's all that really matters. by Hobo 07/20/2004, 6:05pm PDT
Re: It's okay, SB's gone and that's all that really matters. by I need clarification 07/20/2004, 6:37pm PDT
No, actually, it's not all that matters. by Zseni 07/20/2004, 6:51pm PDT
Jealous NT by Gene Loves Jezebel 07/20/2004, 7:13pm PDT
LOGINS PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE by I need clarification 07/21/2004, 1:51am PDT
Or did UMBERTO get fucked NT by V 07/20/2004, 6:38pm PDT
I think that's what he just said. Are you stupid? NT by I need clarification 07/21/2004, 1:43am PDT
Or just BIPOLAR to see me? 8) NT by Creexul :( 07/21/2004, 1:44am PDT
Re: Caltrops is Dead, Long Live Caltrops by Bill Dungsroman 07/20/2004, 7:31pm PDT
Minor Clarification by creativepig 07/20/2004, 8:24pm PDT
Addendum to Clarification: You also fucked Veronica. NT by roophie 07/21/2004, 7:13am PDT
Who loved it. NT by Creexul :( 07/21/2004, 8:04am PDT
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