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Altered Carbon by Roop 02/04/2018, 2:40am PST
If the New York Times doesn't even understand that Cyperpunk is an actual, like, genre, can you believe anything they say about anything? "Altered Carbon - Netflix's Blade Runner Replicant" No, Altered Carbon isn't a Blade Runner 2049 clone. They didn't invent this, you goddamned idiots. There aren't even any robots in it. The lazziness is what irritates me. I used to love the New York Times, it used to mean something. And now it's lazy clickbait, little more than Gawker. Motherfuckers, this is Cyberpunk, and Blade Runner didn't invent it, you ignorant & lazy fucks.

That feeling I am having, the guy in Altered Carbon is feeling the same thing, by the end of this show. Lazy blindass motherfucking critics said he had no motivation. They either didn't finish watching or they are goddamned morons. Probably both.

Anyway, I liked it. There was this point midway and my brother asked me what I thought so far, told him I was liking a lot but thought it was kinda dumb. Usual deus ex plot shit had me rolling my eyes. Then I watched the next episode. O, I was the dumbass. LOL! I loved that. Nice trick! A smart show made me think it was dumb for a second, then winked at me.

I also appreciate the artists working on the matt paintings. I'm a sucker for beautiful matt paintings, and you get several an episode.



The premise of this show is that an Chinese guy gets put into the body of a hot white male body, and you should be outraged.

In a story from, like, liberals. Y'know those kinds of people, the people the Cable's would hate. I actually cried a little when the girl saw her mom in a man's body, you'll know the scene. Everybody hating this because of Social Justice Outrage is a godamned idiot. Why do they attack themselves?

I could criticise things, like how it plays with Noir but gets it wrong in a lot of ways. Noir needs the threat of a war hanging over everybody's heads, which has nothing to do with the story, as some existential threat? Whatever, it's an essential part of Noir. The Big Lebowski had Desert Storm. It is missing from this Noir. I'll forgive it. I forgive obvious things like a world where people could have any body, so then why don't they have more superhuman bodies? It sort of adressed it by showing they do have that, but it's doesn't matter much because in this world they have super kung fu that allows men and women to fight equally as well with their super kung fu. Hm, okay. In this future, on Super Bowl Sunday you have normal chicks and dudes going at it.

HOLY HELL LET'S BOYCOTT FOR SOME REASON.





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Altered Carbon by Roop 02/04/2018, 2:40am PST NEW
    It was really good and even has a penis at the very end! NT by Worm 02/04/2018, 5:05pm PST NEW
    I liked the 1st episode by Rey Mysterio Jr. 02/04/2018, 5:51pm PST NEW
        Holy shit, Max Headroom cameo! NT by Rey Mysterio Jr. 02/04/2018, 9:38pm PST NEW
            Also, easy to miss Baby Metal on the soundtrack NT by Roop 02/05/2018, 12:18am PST NEW
    Re: Altered Carbon by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/05/2018, 9:46am PST NEW
        We should get FABIOs opinion NT by Just to make sure 02/05/2018, 11:09am PST NEW
    I couldn't remember the name of this show. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/10/2018, 8:21pm PST NEW
    I'm going to fast forward the Spanish scenes. That OK? NT by Don't look me up 02/10/2018, 9:32pm PST NEW
        And miss the scenes with the buffed skinhead abuela!?! NT by Roop 02/11/2018, 4:02pm PST NEW
            Those even I skipped, it was embarrassing. It was something Community would have by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/11/2018, 10:17pm PST NEW
                I will have to go back and watch them. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/17/2018, 9:28pm PST NEW
                    Re: I will have to go back and watch them. by Roop 02/27/2018, 12:44am PST NEW
                        People leave all the time. NT by Mysterio 04/14/2018, 6:08pm PDT NEW
    Just watched it. Quality sleaze. by Mischief Maker 04/14/2018, 2:30pm PDT NEW
        The ending sucks, unfortunately (spoilerz) by Mischief Maker 04/17/2018, 8:27pm PDT NEW
            So did most of the acting, characters, and dialogue. by Cis-terio 04/18/2018, 8:43am PDT NEW
            I've softened on the S1 ending, see my Season 2 review. NT by Mischief Maker 03/14/2020, 7:52am PDT NEW
    Season 2 sucks. by Mischief Maker 03/14/2020, 8:12am PDT NEW
        Re: Season 2 sucks. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/14/2020, 8:34am PDT NEW
            He is indeed the highlight. NT by Mischief Maker 03/14/2020, 9:17am PDT NEW
            Re: Season 2 sucks. by Roop 03/14/2020, 9:40am PDT NEW
                Guess I'll skip this, then by San Fernando Investor 03/15/2020, 5:37pm PDT NEW
                    Well I only watched the first one. Maybe if I get stuck sitting around for some NT by Roop 03/16/2020, 8:48pm PDT NEW
        "Guys, I've finally figured out that Altered Carbon was about wealth inequity!" by Mischief HOT TAKES! 03/15/2020, 12:50pm PDT NEW
            Congratulations, you've defeated me. Now go celebrate somewhere else. NT by Mischief Maker 03/15/2020, 3:59pm PDT NEW
            Is that what it is about? by Kenji Carter 03/16/2020, 8:54pm PDT NEW
 
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