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| Fallout Shelter: Overlord Edition by skippy 07/12/2018, 7:40am PDT | ||||
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| Plopping this here as there is no game page for this little booger of a time waster. The following is not meant to be original, as I'm sure there's a few other unhealthy souls that have done the following. I usually post in Rants as it's a comfy spot. Don't know why. Probably something about my childhood and an old refrigerator.
I'm playing Fallout Shelter on PS4 and got a vault up to 130 people, 98% happiness, building MIRVs and realizing, "Why are all these schmucks happy and I'm not really having any fun?" Time to change all that. Time to satisfy my cruel Objectivist heart. New vault made. Vault 22 Overlord mode initiated. The first thing I do is buy one of those starter thingies for $5 since I'm not that poor. What the hell, I can skip a VR bangers video this month. I got pretty lucky and received a legendary dweller named *insert name here* who I immediately named Boogsie McGee. Boogsie is a actually a sweety pie of dweller who I consider to be the defacto Overseer/Overloard of Vault 22. Boogsie lets everyone that comes to the vault door inside (not for long for some), but doesn't let them have the job they want. Everyone knows that life is better as Overlord if everyone is miserable except for you. These sad sacks just show up at Boogsie's door and expect to be happy when they enter Vault 22? The gall of some people. So I put the first batch of peons to work. That means Boogsie hangs out in the residence pad and bangs all the members of the opposite sex. Of course it doesn't matter what race Boogsie is sexing up. Boogsie is not a monster damnit! Unless you consider sending out all the members of Boogsie's sex out into the wasteland to die, except for two that get to guard the door, monstrous. Those two doormen will be sent to the wasteland soon enough though. That job is for Boogsie's first and second born of the same sex. Boogsie does not like competition for the bangingity bang bang uh! So at the end of the first week most of Boogsie's vault is sexed up and pretty happy. Some miserable types down in the power rooms are a bit mad since they aren't pumping water or some stupid thing. They really should be more appreciative that they're not out in the wastes eating rad roaches for dinner and being molestered by ghouls. But that's people for you. Nothing is ever good enough. Once the Overseer's office is built the newly matured McGees of the opposite sex are sent out to find their way in the world. If they don't make it? Too bad. Boogsie can always make more. This vault will take forever to fill. Boogsie is ok with that. skippy Written as a non-specific gender piece so as to not offend my sensibilities. |
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Fallout Shelter: Overlord Edition by 07/12/2018, 7:40am PDT  Avoid the #metoo DLC, despite your gender neutral sexfarming. NT by 07/13/2018, 1:05pm PDT Re: Avoid the #metoo DLC, despite your gender neutral sexfarming. by 07/14/2018, 4:12pm PDT |
