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Historically, offensive jokes have gotten us more work than they've cost us. by Injustice 07/22/2018, 11:23pm PDT
That's the whole point of networking: to find someone who can help you, and tell him a joke where the implied punchline isn't "thieves" (seriously, guy named The Left? This is why no one thinks you're posting in good faith), it's "Puerto Ricans." Unless you're Puerto Rican, in which case the point of networking is to, I don't know, learn how to steal car stereos better?

I can't be the only one laughing at this situation. An entire industry is terrified their hacky molestation jokes are going to come back and rub them under their swimsuit until they pee. Think of all the comedy writers who spent this weekend scrolling through literal MILES of tweets, hands on their temples, wondering what the fuck was going on in their life in 2009 that caused them to type so much on the subject of "sweet boyhole."

Some good could still come of this. The girl Spy Kid - have you seen the girl Spy Kid lately? Yowza - the girl Spy Kid could find some of the things I wrote about her years ago, when terms like "yowza" might've still been borderline inappropriate. She'd be disgusted, obviously, but also flattered and maybe a little intrigued? I already checked, she's not Puerto Rican, she's one of the other ones. So she should enjoy my Puerto Rican jokes as much as anyone else. And not only is my car stereo safe, her people are actually known for installing custom sound systems, so my future could be looking as bright as the sun they used to sacrifice each other to.

If this were a video essay, here's where I'd put a clip from Mel Gibson's Apocalypto. Only I wouldn't really, because I'm afraid of copyright strikes. It's one thing to upset the girl Spy Kid's people - what are they going to do, run me over in their lowrider? I'd hear their jungle music coming from blocks away - it's another to upset Mel Gibson's people, because they control everything. And that's before you even consider how someone crossing Mel Gibson and paying for it is the plot of basically every Mel Gibson movie.



Every Mel Gibson movie worth seeing, anyway - The Man with Half a Face can kiss half my ass. I can't even look at someone with a severe facial deformity anymore without wanting to throw rotten fruit.
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I like the Aquaman and Shazam trailers. NT by Eury 07/21/2018, 10:14pm PDT NEW
    But how do you feel about Jordan Peterson? NT by This is a land of wolves now 07/22/2018, 11:05am PDT NEW
        Hardly! by The Left, emotionally damaged. 07/22/2018, 11:40am PDT NEW
    I was so shocked to hear about Gunn I spit a child's genitals out of my mouth. by Injustice 07/22/2018, 1:53pm PDT NEW
        You're right, people should only get fired for racist and sexist jokes. NT by The Left, finding pedos hilarious 07/22/2018, 4:02pm PDT NEW
            They still let you joke about stealing car stereos, as long as you don't specify NT by which kind of ppl steal car stereos 07/22/2018, 4:57pm PDT NEW
                Thieves. Why did Dan Harmon suddenly delete his twitter account? by The Left, rough weekend. 07/22/2018, 5:15pm PDT NEW
                    Why wouldn't he? by Eury 07/22/2018, 6:17pm PDT NEW
                        Twitter is a ghost town now? NT by The Left, Rule 4 07/22/2018, 6:38pm PDT NEW
                        Historically, offensive jokes have gotten us more work than they've cost us. by Injustice 07/22/2018, 11:23pm PDT NEW
                            Fuck, it's true. Dogfighting with disingenuous pricks is making a joyless cunt. NT by The Left, Continuity purposes now 07/23/2018, 1:31am PDT NEW
                                Watch it with the language. Use asterisks to self-filter words. NT by I hate Caltrops 07/23/2018, 8:35pm PDT NEW
                                    I pulled my cock out of your whore mother's cunt, it was lousy with centipedes. by William S. Burroughs as a boy 07/24/2018, 12:14am PDT NEW
        This was the work of Alt-Right troll Mike Cernovich. by Mischief Maker 07/23/2018, 1:49pm PDT NEW
            Re: This was the work of Alt-Right troll Mike Cernovich. by The Left, it's all so tiresome. 07/23/2018, 4:33pm PDT NEW
            In fairness to Mike C, GOTG 2 was only the best Marvel film for about 6 months by until Thor: Ragnarok came along. 07/23/2018, 6:57pm PDT NEW
                Why could he go after the guy that directed Daredevil and Ghost Rider? NT by Eury 07/23/2018, 8:33pm PDT NEW
    I like the Aquaman trailer, too! by MM 07/23/2018, 12:08pm PDT NEW
 
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