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The girl Wolverine is called X-23, and she's like 13 you perv. by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2019, 1:50am PDT I thought about computer dating. I got as far as googling tips for how to make a good profile. The first tip was not to take your own photos, because it'll make you look like you have no friends and never do anything fun. No woman wants to go out with a guy who can't maintain a single personal relationship. All the tips were like that, how to reassure women they're not going to end up with me. I couldn't decide if I'd rather reserve a booth at the pub for my mom to take some photos of me acting like I belong there, or see if my building manager would give me the key to the roof if I told her I needed it for sunbathing instead of suicide. In the end I think I had a pizza and forgot about it. Has anyone ever successfully picked up a girl in a car? It's impossible, right? You're walking down a deserted street, a car with one or more girls in it pulls up beside you, in the brief window before they start giggling and speed off... what do you do? What do you say? Every time it happens, I think that next time I'm going to be real cool, like Joey Tribbiani. And every time I freeze up. I'm lucky if I can manage a smile, let alone a "How you doin'?" Are there really guys out there converting these things into dates? Or should I just stop torturing myself, because it's Chinatown?

Sex with a live woman. How is it? Compared to barnyard animals? NT by Mischief Maker 07/28/2019, 3:59pm PDT     I must've struck a nerve when I noted you were posting on a Saturday night. NT by Mischief Chad 07/28/2019, 5:10pm PDT     I can take this one! The answer is I have no idea. by Jerry Whorebach 07/28/2019, 10:56pm PDT         Re: I can take this one! The answer is I have no idea. by laudablepuss 07/30/2019, 8:22pm PDT             The girl Wolverine is called X-23, and she's like 13 you perv. by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2019, 1:50am PDT                 "What do you do for a living?" is a tough one. by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2019, 2:59am PDT         Women have to be vague or society will label them as sluts. by Mischief Maker 07/31/2019, 6:08am PDT             I'm going to step in here regarding volunteering. by Ulrachi 07/31/2019, 8:47am PDT                 Yeah, just use a dating website by blackwater 07/31/2019, 12:38pm PDT                     It's important that nobody take this as an attack on MM by Ulrachi 07/31/2019, 1:05pm PDT                         Yeah MM is a great poster. And IF you like volunteering then do it by Blackwater 07/31/2019, 6:20pm PDT