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"What do you do for a living?" is a tough one. by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2019, 2:59am PDT
I could say I'm a drug dealer, but then she's going to want me to get her some drugs. I would have to sell the kind of drugs women don't use, like steroids. I could be the guy at the gym with a locker full of steroids. Every day I'd leave the apartment with my gym bag, but what she wouldn't know is it's actually full of sandwiches for me to eat in the park. It wouldn't work, though, because one of her friends is going to spot me feeding the birds when I'm supposed to be sticking needles in big beefy guys' asses, and my whole house of cards is going to come tumbling down. It would probably help if I had a model for a romantic relationship that didn't come from Must See TV.
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Sex with a live woman. How is it? Compared to barnyard animals? NT by Mischief Maker 07/28/2019, 3:59pm PDT NEW
    I must've struck a nerve when I noted you were posting on a Saturday night. NT by Mischief Chad 07/28/2019, 5:10pm PDT NEW
    I can take this one! The answer is I have no idea. by Jerry Whorebach 07/28/2019, 10:56pm PDT NEW
        Re: I can take this one! The answer is I have no idea. by laudablepuss 07/30/2019, 8:22pm PDT NEW
            The girl Wolverine is called X-23, and she's like 13 you perv. by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2019, 1:50am PDT NEW
                "What do you do for a living?" is a tough one. by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2019, 2:59am PDT NEW
        Women have to be vague or society will label them as sluts. by Mischief Maker 07/31/2019, 6:08am PDT NEW
            I'm going to step in here regarding volunteering. by Ulrachi 07/31/2019, 8:47am PDT NEW
                Yeah, just use a dating website by blackwater 07/31/2019, 12:38pm PDT NEW
                    It's important that nobody take this as an attack on MM by Ulrachi 07/31/2019, 1:05pm PDT NEW
                        Yeah MM is a great poster. And IF you like volunteering then do it by Blackwater 07/31/2019, 6:20pm PDT NEW
 
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