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by Zseni 07/20/2004, 1:53pm PDT |
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Ray of Light wrote:
Zseni on Windows XP :( wrote:
My mother eats beef jerky. She also likes those little snack pepperonis made out of pig hearts or whatever. Also: the whole fucking female population on the Atkins diet is chowing that shit down.
You're contradicting me(!) with a fem-jerky-fondness index of 50%, sample size two, margin of error plus or minus 50%, hrm? That proves nothing except which of us here is the woman.
It's true, Ray: I have the cunt. But you have the estrogen. Look at you, splitting hairs, picking through the numbers, making sloppy inferences which barely conceal dated lines - "oh Zseni yo momma so fat, she half the females on the planet right now"... Meanwhile I'm recalling the epic deeds of heroes in ages past and smartly contradicting you with some solid traditional wisdom about guyhood and galhood and you reply:
Frugality is MACHO? Inasmuch as the great battle lords throughout history traded on their outrageous generosity and the hallmark of a gentleman, so it is said, is to provide employment for the working class, and you are here before me priding yourself on stretching your homosexual dollars? Fuck your gay little group purchasing decisions. You're practically wearing housedresses, absentmindedly ironing and wondering if it's too late to slip the hubby's martini into the freezer before he gets home.
I know one thing that ISN'T macho, and that is figuring out what in hell you're saying here. You seem to be supporting my case with examples, then tearing it down by dressing me in a feminine vignette.
"Oooooo Zseni, men don't like things that are difficult. I can't read all that! I'll get tired!"
I don't mean this as a cheap shot, but are you actually George W. Bush? You're glib with figures, more up-to-date with marketing research than sexual politics, fast to support clumsy reasoning and short attention spans as The Team's Assets, and protest enormously about any miscategorization that goes on regarding little ole you... I just think that if you aren't actually the President, you should probably be running.
Though baffled, I will say that dollars aren't the only thing I can stretch, current flappy company excepted.
Are you talking about cunts? Why can't you just say "cunts"? What's up with the coy inferences? Men aren't good with inferences. They like things simple and straightforward, like intercourse without foreplay and beanie weenies. Right? Weren't you just protesting sentences earlier that you could barely keep up with a line of reasoning right out of Burroughs (Edgar Rice)? And here you are just assuming that whatever the fuck your point is, it'll be readily apparent to the Guys? I see. That kind of trust comes naturally to you. Men understand each other, don't they, sugar. Yeah they do. You can console each other about how mean and insensitive those awful Women are and then have life-affirming buttsex where you each know everything the other guy likes because, you know, you're guys. Understanding guys who understand each other.
That you know nothing whatsoever about women is only gravy on the faggot sammich
Oh, @*~tee-hee!*~@!!
That's a bold claim to come from Zseni-Hi, I'm Zseni and I know scads about men from my time spent shacking up with an anime character and wanting a penis.-jeim.
Also, that's not gravy.
Ray!
You can laugh at my yaoi fixation and my penis, Ray!, but at least I'm not a closet case who was mandated into office by Daddy's friends. I've earned everything I have and I'm not ashamed of the things and people I love. You can make fun of me, Ray! - you can even invite your little friends to make fun of me - but don't call yourself a Manly Man when you're using articles from American Demographics to agree with my point.
Have some jerky and quit worrying so much about what other people think of you. |
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WAI WAI! by Zseni on Windows XP :( 07/19/2004, 10:28pm PDT 
Did you know it's hard to figure out when you've posted? NT by Zseni on Windows XP :( 07/19/2004, 10:28pm PDT 
Re: Did you know it's hard to figure out when you've posted? by dragon worrier 07/21/2004, 11:31pm PDT 
Re: WAI WAI! by Chairman Mao 07/19/2004, 11:53pm PDT 
Re: WAI WAI! by Bill Dungsroman 07/20/2004, 12:22am PDT 
Re: WAI WAI! by Zseni on Windows XP :( 07/20/2004, 1:32am PDT 
Re: WAI WAI! by Ray of Light 07/20/2004, 2:35am PDT 
Re: WAI WAI! by I need clarification 07/20/2004, 2:37am PDT 
I recommended that you eat it. BDR concurred. NT by Ray of Light 07/20/2004, 2:42am PDT 
No, I mean the brand! THE BRAND, MAN! NT by I need clarification 07/20/2004, 3:15am PDT 
You are not your brand of Jerky. NT by Ray of Light 07/20/2004, 3:17am PDT 
That Ted Nugent brand used to be really awesome. NT by Creexul :( 07/20/2004, 3:23am PDT 
So you don't know? Or remember? NT by I need clarification 07/20/2004, 3:25am PDT 
OK, I'll trade you by Ray of Light 07/20/2004, 3:47am PDT 
Jack Link's Carne Seca kicks Sweet & Hot in the balls. NT by Bodybag. 07/20/2004, 6:51am PDT 
Sounds Mexican, don't have it in Canada. NT by Ray of Light 07/20/2004, 7:02am PDT 
Their Beefsteak Nuggets are fucking great by Entropy Stew 07/22/2004, 12:48pm PDT 
Re: OK, I'll trade you by I need clarification 07/20/2004, 12:33pm PDT 
Re: OK, I'll trade you by whydirt 07/20/2004, 7:11pm PDT 
Was it best damn beef jerky, or, oh here it is. by Worm 07/21/2004, 3:11pm PDT 
Beef Jerky? Axis? What? by Mischief Maker 07/20/2004, 9:08am PDT 
Re: WAI WAI! by Zseni on Windows XP :( 07/20/2004, 10:58am PDT 
Re: WAI WAI! by Mischief Maker 07/20/2004, 11:17am PDT 
Re: WAI WAI! by Ray of Light 07/20/2004, 12:27pm PDT 
Oh my god, who are you and what have you done with Ray? by Zseni 07/20/2004, 1:53pm PDT 
I`ve been Vagged by Ray of Light 07/21/2004, 1:49am PDT 
People got on my case when I said Ray wasn't funny or clever anymore :( NT by I need clarification 07/21/2004, 4:31am PDT 
And rightly so NT by Arbiter of Comedy 07/21/2004, 10:15am PDT 
You're fat! HURRR!!! NT by I need clarification 07/22/2004, 2:40am PDT 
But he said it FUNNILY. by Arbiter of Comedy 07/22/2004, 4:57pm PDT 
Yeah, I fucking wiped the table with you, bitch. by Zseni 07/21/2004, 4:39am PDT 
What is it about a man on a table that you find so attractive? by Ray of Light 07/21/2004, 1:09pm PDT 
Hopefully this is the part where Zseni, flustered, stops posting for a month NT by Entropy Stew 07/21/2004, 2:58pm PDT 
Or demands Ray! not reply to her posts, cuz he's all serious and mean. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2004, 4:26pm PDT 
PREDICITION ACCURACY 94% NT by And rising 07/24/2004, 7:46pm PDT 
Re: What is it about a man on a table that you find so attractive? by Zseni 07/21/2004, 6:31pm PDT 
I didn't even read this NT by Entropy Stew 07/21/2004, 6:33pm PDT 
Me neither. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2004, 6:34pm PDT 
That's okay, Zseni hasn't been reading Ray's posts either by laudablepuss 07/21/2004, 6:47pm PDT 
The real me did. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2004, 11:18pm PDT 
No, the real me didn't. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2004, 11:57pm PDT 
The forum is much funnier and wackier with these types of goings-on NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/22/2004, 1:07pm PDT 
I even read this by Ray of Light 07/21/2004, 7:46pm PDT 
ZSENI'S SILENCE=VICTOLY!!!!! by CONGRATS! THE FAT BITCH SHUT UP! 07/23/2004, 10:48am PDT 
Re: What is it about a man on a table that you find so attractive? by Choson 07/21/2004, 9:48pm PDT 
You teetered on the edge of insanity by Broken PlayStation 07/22/2004, 12:59am PDT 
Re: You teetered on the edge of insanity by Choson 07/22/2004, 9:07am PDT 
Re: You teetered on the edge of insanity by Bill Dungsroman 07/22/2004, 1:06pm PDT 
Good point NT by Choson 07/22/2004, 1:28pm PDT 
This whole thing aged weirdly. by You could say it's my hobby. 12/09/2018, 6:12pm PST 
Re: WAI WAI! by I need clarification 07/20/2004, 4:28pm PDT 
Re: WAI WAI! by Veronica 07/20/2004, 10:24pm PDT 
Re: WAI WAI! by I need clarification 07/21/2004, 1:35am PDT 
I was Roue of Light in that thread, now that it means nothing. by conflictNo 07/20/2004, 9:23pm PDT 
Re: WAI WAI! by Bill Dungsroman 07/20/2004, 2:16pm PDT 
Caltrops is Dead, Long Live Caltrops by Hobo 07/20/2004, 5:22pm PDT 
Re: Caltrops is Dead, Long Live Caltrops by Broken PlayStation 07/20/2004, 5:31pm PDT 
Re: Caltrops is Dead, Long Live Caltrops by I need clarification 07/20/2004, 5:49pm PDT 
Re: Caltrops is Dead, Long Live Caltrops by Hobo 07/20/2004, 5:52pm PDT 
Re: Caltrops is Dead, Long Live Caltrops by Jay Schilling 07/20/2004, 5:55pm PDT 
Kupo by Edward Gibbons 07/20/2004, 5:57pm PDT 
Congrats on the first NT-missing post NT by NT 07/20/2004, 6:03pm PDT 
Re: Caltrops is Dead, Long Live Caltrops by I need clarification 07/20/2004, 6:03pm PDT 
It's okay, SB's gone and that's all that really matters. by Hobo 07/20/2004, 6:05pm PDT 
Re: It's okay, SB's gone and that's all that really matters. by I need clarification 07/20/2004, 6:37pm PDT 
No, actually, it's not all that matters. by Zseni 07/20/2004, 6:51pm PDT 
Jealous NT by Gene Loves Jezebel 07/20/2004, 7:13pm PDT 
LOGINS PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE by I need clarification 07/21/2004, 1:51am PDT 
Or did UMBERTO get fucked NT by V 07/20/2004, 6:38pm PDT 
I think that's what he just said. Are you stupid? NT by I need clarification 07/21/2004, 1:43am PDT 
Or just BIPOLAR to see me? 8) NT by Creexul :( 07/21/2004, 1:44am PDT 
Re: Caltrops is Dead, Long Live Caltrops by Bill Dungsroman 07/20/2004, 7:31pm PDT 
Minor Clarification by creativepig 07/20/2004, 8:24pm PDT 
Addendum to Clarification: You also fucked Veronica. NT by roophie 07/21/2004, 7:13am PDT 
Who loved it. NT by Creexul :( 07/21/2004, 8:04am PDT 
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