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I always pictured losing my virginity to a more experienced woman. by Jerry Whorebach 11/08/2019, 2:47am PST
It would probably be a good idea if one of us knew what we were doing. Everyone says your first time is terrible, but I have high hopes. I think the mistake all those people made was not going into it with the emotional maturity of a middle-aged man and a sex worker who specializes in disabled guys. I saw this documentary about a Scandinavian country where social workers were basically pimps, helping girls on welfare get jobs servicing guys with Down syndrome. If I were the autistic kid from The Wizard, that would be my California.

You got me wondering if I have any other paraphernelias I haven't discovered yet. Lots, probably. Like if some statuesque shiksa wanted to play Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS with me, I think we'd both enjoy that. It might get a little awkward, though, if after I finished she made me leave the room so she could hump a lampshade that kind of looked like me. I can just imagine my great-grandfather beaming down at us, proud that finally some good had come from the holocaust. Then putting on his hat and coat with wings on it, so he can fly down to the Talmudic law library on 42nd cloud and start looking for a loophole to get this wonderful woman into Jewish heaven. "MORTY WHERE ARE YOU GOING," says my great-grandmother, a floating lampshade with a nagging face on it.
The Outer Worlds. Please? NT by Ulrachi 11/04/2019, 6:00am PST NEW
    New Vegas with shorter runtime and serial numbers filed off. 8/10. Buy it. NT by this site can go fly a fag 11/04/2019, 11:19am PST NEW
        You asked for one review, but got two, Ulrachi. NT by Ichabod 11/04/2019, 12:07pm PST NEW
    Re: The Outer Worlds. Please? by Mysterio 11/04/2019, 12:32pm PST NEW
        Re: The Outer Worlds. Please? by Mysterio 11/10/2019, 9:24am PST NEW
    Suffers from one dimensional gender politics by MM is an autogynephile 11/04/2019, 9:26pm PST NEW
        Hey, it's the MM-obsessed retard that only plays AAA games NT by fuck off 11/05/2019, 8:23am PST NEW
            ^ Transbian who only plays shmups NT by MM is an autogynephile 11/05/2019, 6:20pm PST NEW
                You really got me on the ropes with that one! NT by Mischief Maker 11/05/2019, 6:40pm PST NEW
                    Why do jews always have paraphilias? by MM is an autogynephile 11/06/2019, 6:41pm PST NEW
                        Just sad. NT by man 11/06/2019, 7:54pm PST NEW
                        hey there I’m the unfunny guy who uses big latin words by and I’ll be here all night 11/06/2019, 8:03pm PST NEW
                        The antisemitism robot is back and this time he's wet NT by Vested Id 11/06/2019, 8:05pm PST NEW
                            Hiding under a bridge, clasping Jerrys mouth tight so he doesnt scream NT by Mischief Yentl 11/07/2019, 10:03am PST NEW
                                I can confidently say I have no sexual interest in kids* by Jerry Whorebach 11/07/2019, 8:35pm PST NEW
                            Epstein, Weinstein, Polanski, all brave and talented Hebrews NT by MM is an autogynephile 11/07/2019, 9:01pm PST NEW
                                All is forgiven because of the Marx Brothers NT by Roop 11/07/2019, 10:07pm PST NEW
                        It's gotta suck to see everyone abuse you everytime you log on NT by Binro 11/07/2019, 8:11am PST NEW
                            Don't be mean to our pet pedophile! His verbal IQ is so high! by MM is an autogynephile 11/07/2019, 9:00pm PST NEW
                                Wow. by Binro 11/08/2019, 8:01am PST NEW
                                This retardation gets put up with but say NIGGERS on Caltrops and IP banned NT by Unbelievable 11/08/2019, 11:55am PST NEW
                                    Hm yes unbelievable how can this be hm NT by Creexuls, custom software 11/08/2019, 6:07pm PST NEW
                        I always pictured losing my virginity to a more experienced woman. by Jerry Whorebach 11/08/2019, 2:47am PST NEW
                        I like when I come here and call people insane, and then they ask "Well, what ex by actly are you referring to?" And th 11/08/2019, 5:16am PST NEW
    Re: The Outer Worlds. Please? by CattleHumper 11/05/2019, 9:52am PST NEW
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