Forum Overview :: Tansin A. Darcos's Alter Ego
 
Beautifully done, Commander by Cretinous Reprobate 01/01/2020, 3:44pm PST
Primo TDARCOS writeup, and off the heels of a health scare no less!

three examples of erotic film, and ask what your most unusual sex scene on video was. I also try to teach you a little bit about human sexuality.
it bothered Jonsey so much that he told me to bring sexuality-related comments over here.
ICJ knows where to tuck the gems of The Elder Darcos ;)


So, the most bizarre for you was a fiber optic camera? How very Miracle of Life.

Dear reader my suggestions will fall outside of the criteria of one Mr. Darcos. Yet perhaps for you they can be new horrifying vistas in the freakshow:


Raw Talent
Our main star fucks a turkey & finishes off in the sandwich, then serves it to some crone in the restaurant.
If you stick around there's also multiple fight scenes too. I think all of this is excised from whatever is officially available on disc or streaming.


Long Jeanne Silver
Jeanne has a special leg for lucky lasses and lads.


The Anal Birth of Bert
Well, I mean, truth in advertising here. A guy is chained up in some harness and slowly releases a Sesame Street Bert doll from his ass.

Sing for Chastity or Song for Chastity? (I forget the actual title card)
Herein a former star forces a prostitute to sing in his, uh, home videos.
This is part of a series with a deservedly unsavory name due to what eventually happens with these ladies of the evening.


I'll agree with TDARCOS that smut is "boring", although it's not limited to the cinematography.
However, the perils of going outside of that frame to seek further dark knowledge is not advisable. The industry is already scummy enough as-is.
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