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by Dominos is poison 01/02/2020, 9:38am PST

https://nypost.com/2020/01/01/de-blasio-rips-dominos-over-30-new-years-eve-pizzas/

Mayor Bill de Blasio got hot and crusty Wednesday over a Post report about a Domino’s pizzeria in Midtown that sold pies for $30 apiece to penned-in New Year’s Eve revelers in Times Square.

“Jacking up your prices on people trying to celebrate the holidays? Classy, @dominos,” de Blasio tweeted from his official city account.

“To the thousands who came to Times Square last night to ring in 2020, I’m sorry this corporate chain exploited you — stick it to them by patronizing one of our fantastic LOCAL pizzerias.”

This is great. The creators of the worst food in the world except for Papa John's jacked up their prices when a bunch of cattle were stuck standing in the same spot for 9 hours. This is everything you want in a mayor. Telling a corporation to fuck off and giving props to something his town does well, which is make pizza locally.

Of course, since there's 10 million people in New York City you are bound to get many of them who are bootlickers that enjoy eating garbage.

“Don’t worry @dominos this is coming from a guy who eats pizza with a knife and fork. New Yorkers have enough love for you and their local pizzeria,” tweeted Jeff Anzulewicz of the Brooklyn-based consulting company A Design Desk.

Jesus Christ, imagine being that dumb.

“It’s absolutely worth it. It was hot. It seems like it just came out of the oven,” Amit Zanwar, 31, of New Jersey said Tuesday. “If he comes back, I will buy some more.”

$30 for fucking Dominos and AMIT ZANWAR thinks it was "absolutely worth it."

Sarah Reyes, 19, of Queens, described herself as a loyal Domino’s customer and defended the New Year’s Eve price hike.

“What’s wrong with Domino’s cashing in? Everyone else was doing it last night,” Reyes said. “The mayor has more to worry about. How about he fixes the trains?”

Sarah is 19 and a "loyal" customer, so she's probably never had a decent slice of pizza in her life, but I love that she accidentally stumbled upon getting the trains to run on time as a measure of competent leadership. She'd probably love pre-WW2 Italy except for the fact that the pizza would be good since Domino's wasn't around.

NYC residents to their mayor on NYE: fuck you by Dominos is poison 01/02/2020, 9:38am PST NEW