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I bought some extra food by Soon to be a Quarantined Mysterio 02/28/2020, 8:50pm PST
Not that it matters. Thanks to the stew of quick international travel, ineffective testing, dishonest or useless centralized authority: we've got a pandemic (even if the WHO calls it something else).

laudablepuss wrote:

Unless "making sure my laptop has vpn and other tools installed for effective working remotely" counts, which I think it sorta does.

Honestly, I think it does in terms of trying to reducing exposure (even if that's coincidental). If Amazon is telling their employees to go home, then hell why not other workers too?

There's an opening here for telemedicine & robotics to help put some distance between medical staff & infectious patients. But why bother leverage existing tech like that when we could focus more on home-spying voice assistants, crummy killer car AI, and new ways to deliver porn. You know, the real promises from The Internet of Shit / Shit as a Service.
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Anyone prepping for the coronavirus? NT by Horus Truthteller 02/28/2020, 10:51am PST
    My brother and his wife got some water and long shelf life things by laudablepuss 02/28/2020, 11:09am PST
        I bought some extra food by Soon to be a Quarantined Mysterio 02/28/2020, 8:50pm PST
    MEAT N EGGS NT by Geryk 02/28/2020, 1:08pm PST
        Same here by Jack Bauer 02/29/2020, 3:28am PST
    Eating fewer cheeseburgers by Vested Id 02/28/2020, 9:13pm PST
    gruman NT by gruman 02/29/2020, 12:53am PST
    I have to because of the lying stooge in charge. by Fuck 03/09/2020, 7:26pm PDT NEW
        Seth Myers clip? NT by A new low 03/09/2020, 7:30pm PDT NEW
            Ah yes by Fuck 03/10/2020, 4:41am PDT NEW
                It will be a PLEASURE watching boomers die of covid by Not even kidding 03/10/2020, 5:30am PDT NEW
                Re: Ah yes by Piece of Hu-mon Poop 03/10/2020, 12:28pm PDT NEW
                    Are you mocking me? NT by Not even kidding 03/10/2020, 12:58pm PDT NEW
                        I'm providing honesty by Piece of Hu-mon Poop 03/10/2020, 1:35pm PDT NEW
                            Anyway, what was your prep? by Piece of Hu-mon Poop 03/10/2020, 2:26pm PDT NEW
    Spent 100 at Sam's. My pantry looks like Jerry's NT by Tunatunatunatunatunatuna 03/09/2020, 9:25pm PDT NEW
    I watched Deadly Outbreak (1995, direct to video) by Brody Wilder 03/10/2020, 1:45pm PDT NEW
    Do you guys know people can die from the flu? by Not even kidding 03/10/2020, 2:32pm PDT NEW
        Lost six grand in a day off my 401k thanks to that chonky retard by the way by too scared to say 03/11/2020, 10:53am PDT NEW
            Grin and bear it, gonna get worse NT by Vested Id 03/11/2020, 1:10pm PDT NEW
            Re: Lost six grand in a day off my 401k thanks to that chonky retard by the way by Horus Truthteller 03/11/2020, 3:04pm PDT NEW
                That's the optimistic view by Mysterio's Quarantined Bonds 03/11/2020, 8:44pm PDT NEW
    You're all quarantined NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 03/11/2020, 8:06pm PDT NEW
    NBA games suspended NT by Horus Truthteller 03/12/2020, 5:39am PDT NEW
    Posting from the hospital by laudablepuss 03/13/2020, 11:39am PDT NEW
    Re: Anyone prepping for the coronavirus? by Roop 03/15/2020, 4:57am PDT NEW
        Rack the Shotty, Burn the Body NT by Zombies Ate My Neighbourhood 03/15/2020, 11:39am PDT NEW
        Re: Anyone prepping for the coronavirus? by laudablepuss 03/17/2020, 3:01pm PDT NEW
            Janeway stabs a virus by Janeway stabs a virus 03/18/2020, 9:54pm PDT NEW
    Re: Anyone prepping for the coronavirus? by Timeline 03/18/2020, 7:09pm PDT NEW
        You're supposed to share this in the form of a thrice-compressed jpeg NT by Vested Id 03/18/2020, 10:12pm PDT NEW
            I see a glaring absense of Oct, Nov, Dec... by Mysterio (in Full PPE) 03/18/2020, 10:56pm PDT NEW
                We agree that Trump's response to the virus in October 2019 was pretty good. NT by fucking moron 03/19/2020, 10:01am PDT NEW
                    The point cruising at 75000ft, Xi by Dr. Ted 03/19/2020, 10:52am PDT NEW
            I know it hurts by fucking moron 03/19/2020, 10:00am PDT NEW
                Wow thanks NT by Vested Id 03/19/2020, 10:30am PDT NEW
    Do you guys feel the virus snuck up on us? by Left-Leaning Bozo (but I own it) 03/19/2020, 10:47am PDT NEW
        We could have had a little more time by Mobile Incineration Crew 03/19/2020, 11:02am PDT NEW
    How can I make this about myself? NT by Elon Musk 03/20/2020, 6:12am PDT NEW
    Harvey Weinstein tested positive. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/23/2020, 6:43am PDT NEW
        Keff, keff, I got the MeChoo NT by Vested Id 03/24/2020, 12:09pm PDT NEW
    Back to work. Grandma had a good run. NT by it's time to let the boomers go 03/24/2020, 11:46am PDT NEW
    I have had a SHTF bag for years. Here are some useful tips I learned from this by IPB 03/24/2020, 6:52pm PDT NEW
    Re: Anyone prepping for the coronavirus? by Vidinfox 03/31/2020, 6:47am PDT NEW
        Making it about themselves. Man. NT by Jack Bauer 03/31/2020, 8:35am PDT NEW
    Fucking GameStop says they are essential by laudablepuss 03/31/2020, 5:09pm PDT NEW
        https://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=200392 NT by Friendly local webslinger 03/31/2020, 5:14pm PDT NEW
            Well, that was 12 days ago. They are still awful. by laudablepuss 03/31/2020, 5:39pm PDT NEW
    Got some good ones today. by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 12:00pm PDT NEW
        He never said the virus was a hoax by Vested Id 04/02/2020, 12:44pm PDT NEW
            Yes, you even quoted it by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 1:38pm PDT NEW
                Don't bother, he's the dumb cunt that thinks that Ukraine interfered NT by he's worthless 04/02/2020, 1:49pm PDT NEW
                >Enhance quote by Vested Id 04/02/2020, 2:54pm PDT NEW
                    Re: >Enhance quote by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 3:39pm PDT NEW
                        Re: >Enhance quote by Vested Id 04/02/2020, 4:18pm PDT NEW
                            Re: >Enhance quote by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 5:16pm PDT NEW
            Gotta bring out the timeline again. by Vidinfox 04/02/2020, 3:44pm PDT NEW
                Nice GIF NT by Vested Id 04/02/2020, 4:16pm PDT NEW
            Re: He never said the virus was a hoax by laudablepuss 04/02/2020, 4:35pm PDT NEW
                Re: He never said the virus was a hoax by Vested Id 04/02/2020, 5:21pm PDT NEW
                    Trump said the virus was a hoax by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 5:41pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Trump said the virus was a hoax by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 6:17pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Trump said the virus was a hoax by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 6:40pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Trump said the virus was a hoax by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 9:08pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Trump said the virus was a hoax by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 9:19pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Trump said the virus was a hoax by progressive politics 04/02/2020, 9:21pm PDT NEW
                                By the way, DOCTORS ARE NOW PRESCRIBING AQUARIUM CLEANER TRUMP GOT TO THEM JUST by DON'T LET HIM GET YOU TOO 04/02/2020, 9:13pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: By the way, DOCTORS ARE NOW PRESCRIBING AQUARIUM CLEANER TRUMP GOT TO THEM by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 9:23pm PDT NEW
                                        If you cast your eyes skyward you might catch the point that was being made by you moron 04/02/2020, 9:26pm PDT NEW
                                            CAST OUR EYES SKYWARD by WHAAAA 04/02/2020, 9:29pm PDT NEW
                                                ahahahaahaha by fucking moron 04/02/2020, 9:31pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: By the way, DOCTORS ARE NOW PRESCRIBING AQUARIUM CLEANER TRUMP GOT TO THEM by Eury 04/02/2020, 9:26pm PDT NEW
                                        Good lord, I even included a comment below the tweet to help you by DON'T LET HIM GET YOU TO 04/02/2020, 9:36pm PDT NEW
                            It's Mysterio VS Mysterio by Cretinous Reprobate 04/02/2020, 6:45pm PDT NEW
                                Re: It's Mysterio VS Mysterio by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 7:05pm PDT NEW
                                    Sorry, kid, I'm not Wuhan NT by Cretinous Reprobate 04/03/2020, 3:43pm PDT NEW
                                        Watching the racists blame China has been enlightening. by Mysterio 04/04/2020, 12:25am PDT NEW
                                            What the world needs now, is investigations sweet investigations NT by An insufferable hack who cried wolf 04/04/2020, 10:37am PDT NEW
                                                "Kushner is the best man for the job in this crisis" - belief held by actual Rep by ublicans no seriously this is what 04/04/2020, 2:07pm PDT NEW
                                                    Repubs love the Kush, just search Twitter for "Ann Coulter" "Kushner" NT by Vested Id 04/04/2020, 2:47pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: Repubs love the Kush, just search Twitter for "Ann Coulter" "Kushner" by The previous guy 04/04/2020, 2:51pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: Repubs love the Kush, just search Twitter for "Ann Coulter" "Kushner" by Vested Id 04/04/2020, 3:22pm PDT NEW
                                                                Thank you NT by The previous guy 04/04/2020, 3:23pm PDT NEW
                                                    "Biden is the best man for the job in this crisis" - belief held by actual Democ NT by rats no seriously this is what they 04/04/2020, 3:06pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: "Biden is the best man for the job in this crisis" - belief held by actual D by The previous guy 04/04/2020, 3:13pm PDT NEW
                                                            I had not heard about ARod. Jesus Christ NT by fucking moron 04/04/2020, 3:22pm PDT NEW
                                                                It's real too, I'll bet NT by Vested Id 04/04/2020, 3:26pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Multiple sources said it happened, man by just saying 04/04/2020, 3:44pm PDT NEW
                                                                        One link is enough NT by Vested Id 04/04/2020, 3:49pm PDT NEW
                                                            "Would have"? by Cretinous Reprobate 04/04/2020, 4:12pm PDT NEW
                                                                Re: "Would have"? by The previous guy 04/04/2020, 4:22pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Too bad you can't call RNA nazi ;) by Cretinous Reprobate 04/04/2020, 7:05pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: Too bad you can't call RNA nazi ;) by fucking moron 04/04/2020, 10:24pm PDT NEW
                    "Trump lies, nobody believes him." by VESTED ID SAID THIS!!!!!!!!! 04/02/2020, 6:58pm PDT NEW
                        Who is delusional by Roop 04/02/2020, 7:27pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Who is delusional by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 7:45pm PDT NEW
                                Maybe you guys should nominate Madonna NT by Roop 04/02/2020, 7:56pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Maybe you guys should nominate Madonna by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 8:09pm PDT NEW
                                        Haha, good NT by Vested Id 04/02/2020, 8:18pm PDT NEW
                                            I squeezed Roops head like a goddamn WATERMELON NT by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 8:41pm PDT NEW
                                                Squeezed? Or crushed? It's very difficult to squeeze a watermelon. NT by Kenji Carter 04/02/2020, 8:44pm PDT NEW
                                                Oh no, I was just amused, you're no Roop by Vested Id 04/02/2020, 10:05pm PDT NEW
                                                    "You're dumb" says the guy that believed what they told him about NT by Ukraine 04/02/2020, 10:11pm PDT NEW
                                                    Oh calm down you big goof NT by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 10:29pm PDT NEW
                                        Me and Crispin missed the forum faq by a few months, I was always New Guard by Roop 04/02/2020, 8:56pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Me and Crispin missed the forum faq by a few months, I was always New Guard by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 9:03pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Me and Crispin missed the forum faq by a few months, I was always New Guard by Geryk 04/02/2020, 9:08pm PDT NEW
                        You're just used to worshipping at the alter of by progressive politics 04/02/2020, 9:19pm PDT NEW
                            Re: You're just used to worshipping at the alter of by progressive politics 04/02/2020, 9:24pm PDT NEW
                            Four years later and you guys still bring up Obama. Holy fucking shit NT by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 9:24pm PDT NEW
                                I see by your deflection that you're getting desperate by you moron 04/02/2020, 9:30pm PDT NEW
                                    Yeah, you're doing great. Everyone thinks that. NT by Adolph Hitler 04/02/2020, 9:34pm PDT NEW
                                        Well that's not a very gracious way to by admit defeat 04/02/2020, 9:40pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Well that's not a very gracious way to by DON'T LET HIM GET YOU TO 04/02/2020, 9:43pm PDT NEW
                                                Schools close for a couple of weeks and you’ve already devolved to 4th grade by recess debate team strategy 04/02/2020, 10:33pm PDT NEW
                                                    hahahahahaahahahah NT by u r so bad at this 04/02/2020, 10:53pm PDT NEW
                                                        Teach me, Oh by Wise One 04/03/2020, 2:11am PDT NEW
    Maybe just this once the guys in camo had a point...nah by IPB 04/03/2020, 2:04pm PDT NEW
        Yeah, preppers come out on top by Cretinous Reprobate 04/03/2020, 3:41pm PDT NEW
            The Gang Gets Wacist NT by Girls season 7 04/03/2020, 4:21pm PDT NEW
    What do you guys think of Kusher being in charge of things? NT by Oh 04/03/2020, 8:14pm PDT NEW
    I'm sure all the old people we're sacrificing for will return the favor by it's time to let the Boomers go 04/03/2020, 9:44pm PDT NEW
        We're taking you down with us by Boomers 04/03/2020, 10:41pm PDT NEW
            It would barely surprise me if it turns out Boomers made the virus just for that NT by JC Dento 04/04/2020, 4:17am PDT NEW
    Let's all calm down a little. NT by Caltrops Mediator 04/04/2020, 3:55pm PDT NEW
        It's a mess but this has turned out to be a pretty good thread by Vested Id 04/04/2020, 3:59pm PDT NEW
 
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