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| The last four games I played by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/17/2004, 4:46pm PDT | ||||
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| 4. Flatspace: Here's what I don't like about Flatspace: you hop one sector at a time to get anywhere. The fuck is that shit? Come on now. Hop, wait, hop, wait, hop shoot some guy because you're bored, oh, no, dogfight that I can't win, fuck. Someone who has played this more tell me how to hop further distances. Someone who has not played this game ask me what I am doing with my life, fake-hopping all over a fake galaxy one hopping point at a time. Then you two make out a little.
3. FarCry: I got stuck, I got unstuck, I started playing games on my television when I got an S-Video adapter for my Radeon card, I clicked on the wrong option three straight times because the text is so small on a TV at 1024x768, I haven't been back. I don't think my setup was the "target" setup considered by those guys when they were out stealing their dev tools. 2 Paperboy: And, funnily enough, Burger Time. And other MAME games, again, because of the TV thing. They're like brand new 32" wares to me. But it's BLISS, fuckers, I tell you in fact that IT IS BLISS. A PS2 joystick, USB-to-PS2 adapter and TV is how these games were meant to be played. Well, that and a six-hundred pount dedicated cabinet. Either / or. But yeah, map coin deposit to L1 and you don't even have to leave a Cheetos trail from the couch to the "5" and "1" buttons on your keyboard it can instead simply pool together into a tasty ubermensch of cheeze skin. 1. Doom 3: I like this more than everyone else except the guy who reviewed it for PC Gamer. Through a strict regiment of only playing the game between the hours of ten and midnight, never playing for more than two hours a session, and always taking time out to go grab extra ammo when I've run out (I otherwise seem to play Doom 3 like sloppy tentacled anime octupii fuck) it's remained fresh and fun to me. Though when I read the Fail Math review I saw how people could think those things about Doom 3. D3 is my current high school gaming girlfriend and I don't appreciate it pointed out how dark her skin color is and I'm inclined to say that you're all just a bunch of racists who don't understand my love for her when really I know that hey, it sure isn't a tan that she's sporting and maybe I should ask, no!!! I don't care, everyone else does I just want to continue to date and go out and see the drive-in flicks and oh crap this relationship is already poisoned. I just haven't become tired of it yet. Doom 3, I mean, not high school. the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey! |
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