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Worker Rush: Descent to Bronze by blackwater 09/05/2020, 11:36pm PDT
Blizzard puts Starcraft players into either Bronze (worst), Silver (medium), Gold, Platinum, etc. based on how good they are. The intent is to match players with other at the same skill level.

Here, a reasonably good StarCraft 2 player talks about his decision to ONLY do worker rushes. Basically, the simplest thing you can do-- just sending your initial workers to attack the enemy, and not building anything. As expected, his rank drops because good players know how to counter worker rushes.

It's a strange feeling, being demoted. I mean, I knew it was only because I had worker rushed 100 games in a row, but nobody else would. If they looked my name up they would see that I was just some bronze noob. Fortunately, Battle.net 2.0 feels like an empty void, and nobody is around to actually look at my rank. Still, I added the "Platinum top 50" feat of strength to the achievement gallery of my profile, just to mend my slightly bruised ego.




Why does he do it? The next essay offers some insight:

I was a douchebag of a kid. A bully in real life, in game I took to griefing and flaming. i was the kid who hid all his peons in the Garden of War after he had lost the game. i was the kid of refused to turn on allied victory in your "7v1 Compy Stompy" game as I constructed 12 dragon roosts in my base.


So now that he's in Bronze League, he must be a pretty nice guy, right?

I just started typing shit. Soon it didn't matter if they had BMed me first, or second, or even said anything. I hurled EZs around; I demanded people leave the game. I called people retards; I told people to uninstall..... I was flaming bronze newbies, people literally new to the game. I was getting into flame wars and "owning" 12 year olds and Latin Americans with my default superior grasp of the English language. It was an even more pathetic BM than normal BM, because I was executing a strategy that only works on noobs, and if it failed I had a built in defense: It wasn't supposed to work. I was BMing with impunity in addition to anonymity. I even rematched a few bronze leaguers in a "real game," flaming them the whole time, knowing full well that they stood no chance against me. What was I doing? What the hell was wrong with me?


Oh.

By the way, I'm curious what "BM"ing means. When I was a kid, that meant "bowel movement," but I guess times have moved on?

In addition to griefing newbies, he also tells them to uninstall the game.



But this isn't hurting StarCraft's popularity, is it??

Because with each passing season, fewer and fewer people play (if you believe some TL posters, I alone am responsible for driving away hundreds of bronze leaguers on worker rush at a time), and the leagues therefore shrink. So while in season three, my MMR was resting firmly in bronze territory, it has now evidently overlapped into silver as the bronze league has constricted slightly. The opponents should be the same, but the new leagues give a clear demarcation between bronze and silver, whereas before it was just a bunch of bronze and thus impossible to tell who was "high" and who was "low."


He also specifically targets newbies, I guess.

So basically this means that if I time my play hours to right when schools are letting out, I ca encounter the largest possible number of bad players while minimizing the number of good players I have to face...


They should set up a "Turd League" so the griefers can fight each other.

But at least he has a sense of humor. (I think this is humor?)
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Worker Rush: Descent to Bronze by blackwater 09/05/2020, 11:36pm PDT NEW
    Bad mouthed NT by laudablepuss 09/06/2020, 1:15pm PDT NEW
    This guy :( NT by laudablepuss 09/06/2020, 1:19pm PDT NEW
    I heard Blizzard was aggressive at banning meanyhead players by BUTTHL.NET 09/06/2020, 1:46pm PDT NEW
        E-sports finally has its Bill Laimbeer NT by break ankle, uninstall career kthx 09/06/2020, 2:07pm PDT NEW
    I'm all for this. by pinback 09/08/2020, 3:52pm PDT NEW
        I think this was written before they changed starting worker count by blackwater 09/10/2020, 6:35am PDT NEW
 
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