Motherhead wrote:

I emptied out the Sig/Sauer P220 I got for Christmas into my inground pool, I cannot assess the damage this had done to the cover/pool as it is dark and i am buzzed pretty decent. but it was FUCKING COOL. so far, no cops.

I didn't want to launch .45 rounds into the sky and have them land into some pregnant woman, I read that Vonnegut book.

saddly that is not the dumbest thing I have ever done.

Oh yeah. dude, I broke it off with my woman about four months ago and it left me catatonic and miserable until i realized that i had more misery with her then being single. the joy/misery ratio of having a "life" is less fullfilling then being a scumbag single guy. I can get drunk/laid several times a week 52 weeks a year, fuck the "speshul nite" aspect of this shit holiday. (does this make me better off? yes. Do I mind being shallow and empty? No.)

and Creex i think his aim name is BadMotherfucker, no actually i have no clue.

time to lock up the firearms and drink more.

Have a Fucking Brilliant New Year, All of You. Stay out of my pool until further notice.