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It was a squandered opportunity. Prey's story was the story of Prey. by Jerry Whorebach 08/23/2021, 2:44pm PDT
Okay, so you find your girl, and she's a hideous mutant monster. But she's not hostile and you don't have to kill her. Maybe she even begs you to kill her, but you can't do it. Now what? I guess you start out in denial, thinking you can get her to a doctor and... what the fuck is a doctor going to do? This isn't Star Trek, this is the real shit, ain't no one going to be hot again after that. So now you've got a partner who disgusts and repulses you, who you might still love but not possibly in the way you did before, and who you're still inextricably tied to. That's a much more complicated and relatable dilemma than simply having a dead partner who needs to be avenged with bullets. It's a dilemma we're all exactly one horrifying car wreck away from. Has there ever been a female monster who tries to go back to her old lover? A female Swamp Thing, a female Spawn, a female Ben Grimm? They could've been the first! Instead, they just presented a scripted version of Duke Nukem 3D's cocoon chicks. Shiny boring garbage on an engine with really satisfying movement physics. Play Quake 4 instead.
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The 2006 version is just awful by Rafiki 08/22/2021, 4:36pm PDT NEW
    My expectations when I played it were very loooooooooow by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/23/2021, 9:35am PDT NEW
    The most offensive thing about Prey is the story. by Jerry Whorebach 08/23/2021, 1:47pm PDT NEW
        It was a squandered opportunity. Prey's story was the story of Prey. by Jerry Whorebach 08/23/2021, 2:44pm PDT NEW
            Re: It was a squandered opportunity. Prey's story was the story of Prey. by MM 08/23/2021, 4:45pm PDT NEW
                See this is what I'm saying, female monsters are usually still very fuckable. by Jerry Whorebach 08/23/2021, 5:09pm PDT NEW
                    Can't find a clip, but there was the cow monster transform in Tromeo and Juliet. NT by MM 08/23/2021, 5:19pm PDT NEW
                        Here. by MM 08/23/2021, 5:21pm PDT NEW
                            That's right on the edge. I'm going to have to watch this movie. NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/23/2021, 5:37pm PDT NEW
                                Imagine this blonde cow lady as a basketball bouncing on the rim of my penis. NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/23/2021, 5:44pm PDT NEW
 
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