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Re: A very stupid John Carter article by E. L. Koba 03/15/2022, 5:08pm PDT
Yah, I watched it... after I found out it was based on an old Burroughs thing. I was also confused that that was never mentioned in the marketing when the movie was released. It was the only reason I bothered with it!

It was mostly competent - well made but soulless. If they'd captured some old-timey pulpiness - like The Rocketeer - it would have been way interesting. But yah, there is no way it was going to be "another Star Wars". Sci Fi doesn't age well!

The "anti mars bias" thing is legit tho! I've heard from multiple people who work in Hollywood that it's impossible to get anything Mars related greenlit because the execs are convinced that it's box office poison.

The plans for the sequels sound bad:
The second one’s prologue narration was going to be Dejah. And it was going to give anybody that hadn’t seen the first movie a little precursor of the history that got you to this movie,” Stanton said. “Shorthand, interesting imagery, whether it was artwork or whatever. And then you were going to reveal she was telling it to her baby. And you were going to realize, Oh my God, it’s the child. It’s Carthoris, this child of Dejah Thoris and Carter. And that story she’s telling, she’s telling the story of the father that this child will never know.”

Stanton continued: “And then her dad, Ciarán Hinds’ character, Tardos Mors, said she’s been up too long, she’s tired, let her grandfather have a moment with the child and I’ll put her to bed. Then it was going to be revealed to be Matai Shang in shapeshifting mode. And he was going to steal the baby. And then it was going to go onto the opening credits. The next image after the opening credits was going to be Carter lying in his funeral suit in the middle of the desert, just looking like a dead body in a wake and just waking up.”

“Then he’s just going to take off his jacket like it was nothing and just start walking. And then eventually, just like out of ‘Lawrence of Arabia,’ way out in the horizon, is going to come a Thark on a thoat. And he’s going to surprise Carter by saying he knows exactly who he is and there’s been somebody looking for you. He brings him to a camp and it’s Kantos Kan which is James Purefoy, who’d been searching forever off of any river where this guy went. And so shocked that he’s found him. And then he says, ‘You have to get back now to heal him.’ And he gets back and you think it’s going to be a reunion, only to find out that there’s been some time between the prologue and the main credits.”

Stanton continued: “Now Dejah’s gone missing. She’s convinced that the Therns took their child and if Carter ever comes back, she went down the River Iss to try and find him. And then, like ‘Beneath the Planet of the Apes,’ it all takes place, everybody going into the earth to find out who’s really been controlling the whole planet. There’s a whole race down there that has been with high tech. Basically, it’s been a third world without anybody knowing it on the top of the surface and the first world’s been inside the whole time operating the air, the water, the everything to keep the world functioning. And yeah, I can keep going.”
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A very stupid John Carter article by laudablepuss 03/13/2022, 1:38pm PDT NEW
    Re: A very stupid John Carter article by What's wrong with your faaaaace? 03/13/2022, 3:30pm PDT NEW
    Re: A very stupid John Carter article by I've ever heard for this 03/14/2022, 10:10am PDT NEW
        I think you misunderstand but whatever NT by laudablepuss 03/14/2022, 2:25pm PDT NEW
            It's like he kind of knows that picture is insulting but by Ichabod 03/14/2022, 3:37pm PDT NEW
                Don't know what's so confusing about it NT by Just a diss 03/14/2022, 5:34pm PDT NEW
                    It was a self diss, and I already know you don't understand why NT by Mysterio 03/15/2022, 6:57pm PDT NEW
                        ? NT by whuhtevr 03/15/2022, 8:05pm PDT NEW
                            Now you owe me money. You owe me money for this exchange. A small amount. by Mysterio 03/15/2022, 8:24pm PDT NEW
                        Could use an explanation NT by a different guy 03/15/2022, 8:31pm PDT NEW
    It was okay. by Brody Wilder 03/14/2022, 2:38pm PDT NEW
    Re: A very stupid John Carter article by E. L. Koba 03/15/2022, 5:08pm PDT NEW
        Re: A very stupid John Carter article by laudablepuss 03/15/2022, 5:49pm PDT NEW
            Re: A very stupid John Carter article by E. L. Koba 03/16/2022, 5:05pm PDT NEW
 
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