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Re: The Backrooms wiki Part 2 by blackwater 05/30/2022, 8:52pm PDT
Why not CHILL out a bit?

Level C H I L L wrote:

Level C H I L L is one of the safest levels of the backrooms. Level C H I L L is an modern city which seems to be the size of the whole country of Russia, many buildings such as schools, skyscrapers, houses, religious buildings, shops, night clubs, malls and many others. Level C H I L L has an population of about 30,000 people currently living in the buildings.


30,000 people in a city "the size of the whole country of Russia." Well, finding an apartment will be easy, I guess!

Level C H I L L wrote:

While wandering Level C H I L L you may hear an nice, slow and C H I L L beat. It always plays during your journey in this level, but it never gets farther or closer and it is played by an unknown source.


Hopefully you like the 24/7 Muzak that P UT I N plays in Level C H I L L's Russia-sized city. Just kidding -- the line above was the only Russia reference in the article. Still oddly specific, though.

Also, I know it doesn't come across here at Caltrops, but this guy ALWAYS puts C H I L L in bold text and ALWAYS puts the spaces in between the letters. He is committed to this bit.

Level C H I L L wrote:

Level C H I L L has its own actual currency, called the "C H I L L COINS", they are used to buy many useful supplies in the shops or malls in this level.


"Which will soon displace the worthless fiat currency printed by the federal reserve..."

Level C H I L L wrote:

C H I L L COINS are an currency which are currently only found in Level C H I L L. C H I L L COINS are very useful to wanderers, because they are worth about 50 backdollars. C H I L L COINS are coins which can have multiple colors (depends on the variaton of the C H I L L COIN), they also glow, which means they can be used as an light source too. C H I L L COINS are very valuable between wanderers due to their rareness and the fact that you can buy things with them. Anyone outside of Level C H I L L will probably never get these, because they can only be earned in Level C H I L L. It is recommended to never attempt to swallow a C H I L L COINS because you can easily die from it. C H I L L COINS smell like burning hot metal, but in reality they are not burning hot metal. C H I L L COINS taste like expired milk, but you will easily choke from them while swallowing C H I L L COINS.
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Trivia
C H I L L COINS are handcrafted.
C H I L L COINS are usable in Level -150.? in the airplanes.
C H I L L COINS were first discovered in 1978.


But what happens if you stuff them up your nose? Can't you add a paragraph about that?!?

There's also a description of something called "Glowfolk"

Another level with an all caps name is Level SYNTAX ERROR.

Level SYNTAX ERROR wrote:

Level SYNTAX ERROR consists of a set of darkly lit metal rooms. The temperature in Level SYNTAX ERROR will always be a deadly 40 degrees kelvin, so its required to bring layers of protective winter clothes or you will die of hypothermia. Nobody is meant to enter Level SYNTAX ERROR due to it being a test level for level-exclusive entities. The reason many people enter Level SYNTAX ERROR is due to any level not loading properly, thus you get transported to this test level on accident. This level is theorized to be linked to Level REDACTED due to the fact there are no exits from Level SYNTAX ERROR that lead to levels with actual exits. The air here is thin, the air here is normal air but really thin, like your on mount everest


Wait...would a space suit actually allow you to survive in air that is 40 degrees Kelvin? Also, how the hell do you get a space suit when you're inside the hell dimension?

Level SYNTAX ERROR wrote:

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO GO INTO ANY VENTS OR PIPES IN LEVEL SYNTAX ERROR, they contain scalding hot ink what doesn't come off your face and will kill if ingested.


Wait, I thought I was wearing a space suit?

Level SYNTAX ERROR wrote:


Colonies & Outposts
The Grunkit
50 people
Unwilling to trade but friendly
Goal: to cool everything down and making this level atleast habitable.


Oh yes, a monster-filled hell dimension that is at 40 Kelvin. LET'S MAKE IT HABITABLE! Yes, yes, this is all making sense.

Actually, I think he forgot about the 40 kelvin thing, since the second floor describes a "warm carpet"
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