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Re: Like it or not, you are bisexual. by KC Louie 06/27/2022, 8:30am PDT
Happy Pride Month wrote:

Imagine the sexiest lady you can think of. Fake tits, fake ass, face like she's got an instagram filter in real life. Hot! Now, imagine that tomorrow he comes out as a trans man. He was assigned female at birth, he's got all the conventional female organs, but he's a dude where it matters (in his heart and soul and whatnot). Now, provided he doesn't change anything about his bangin' physical appearance, would you still slam your penis in his vagina?

If so, then congratulations - you're queer! Those parades are for you.

Like it or not, this is some fading 20th century logic
Intentionally provocative Hot Takes thread NT by Mischief Maker 03/21/2021, 9:22am PDT
    Re: Intentionally provocative Hot Takes thread by Mischief Maker 03/21/2021, 9:25am PDT
        I guess we'll find out if they ever make a movie that's just like Aliens NT by but without the themes. 03/21/2021, 9:43am PDT
        That's true... ish. by Blackwater 03/21/2021, 10:02pm PDT
            Re: That's true... ish. by E. L. Koba 03/22/2021, 5:22pm PDT
        I see your point, but consider this... by Olive Kalamata 03/23/2021, 7:09am PDT
    Steak is overrated. NT by Mysterio 03/21/2021, 11:17pm PDT
        people who get angry at others for ordering well done should be put to death NT by fuck off, foodies 03/22/2021, 10:45am PDT
            Burn in the same hellfire that wrought your carbon steak by Entropy Stew 04/19/2021, 10:39pm PDT
                Agreed. Well done steak guy somehow finding this place is weird. NT by Ichabod 04/20/2021, 7:42am PDT
                    And yet he's 100% right so NT by laudablepuss 04/20/2021, 8:50am PDT
                        It's like watching a woman get punched in the teeth by her boyfriend by Entropy Stew 04/20/2021, 12:00pm PDT
                            Peter Davison doesn't care how you eat him, he's just glad you're interested. by laudablepuss 04/20/2021, 2:10pm PDT
                of course the most disgreeable guy on Caltrops would be enraged by of course 04/20/2021, 4:40pm PDT
                    A room you're in doesn't count as occupied, bud NT by Entropy Stew 04/21/2021, 3:14am PDT
                What is your reaction to people eating jerky? NT by omgwtfbbq?!!! 05/20/2021, 4:37pm PDT
    Bill Hicks wasn't funny NT by Rafiki 03/22/2021, 6:33pm PDT
        I agree with this :( NT by laudablepuss 03/22/2021, 6:43pm PDT
        Patrice O'Neal was funnier than Pryor, Murphey, AND Carlin by James "Stephanie" Sterling 03/23/2021, 11:53am PDT
            Re: Patrice O'Neal was funnier than Pryor, Murphey, AND Carlin by laudablepuss 03/23/2021, 12:43pm PDT
        If Bill Hicks wasn't funny, what the fuck was Denis Leary? NT by Droz 03/28/2021, 12:23pm PDT
            mostly louder NT by laudablepuss 03/29/2021, 1:18pm PDT
    Windows Vista was a huge improvement over XP NT by laudablepuss 03/23/2021, 10:58am PDT
    Ducktales NES was only good comparative to other licensed games NT by LJN garbage 03/23/2021, 11:24am PDT
    Daydream Nation is overrated by Rafiki 03/27/2021, 11:51am PDT
    Zelda and Mario games are boring and trite. NT by Mysterio 03/29/2021, 2:04am PDT
        Even SMB? NT by Horus Truthteller 03/29/2021, 11:46am PDT
            Thought so. Shaddap about Mario. NT by Horus Truthteller 04/20/2021, 9:10pm PDT
        Adventure of Link was the best Zelda game. NT by Fuck BotW and its SS2 weapon breaks 04/20/2021, 10:26pm PDT
    Open World games are just mediocre action games with a commute between levels. NT by MM 04/19/2021, 3:19pm PDT
        All Metroidvanias would be better off as tightly designed linear levels by git gud Souls 04/21/2021, 1:05pm PDT
            True, the best Castlevanias are the linear ones. NT by MM 04/21/2021, 11:35pm PDT
                Caltrops triggers ES: the thread NT by Entropy Stew 04/22/2021, 12:21am PDT
                I agree by cant tell if you're sarcastic thoug 04/22/2021, 1:28pm PDT
        I think Breath of the Wild actually got this right by Rafiki 04/23/2021, 12:00am PDT
    The problem with 40k is all the non-imperals 'r boring Saturday cartoon villains NT by Mischief Limited Character Count 04/19/2021, 5:32pm PDT
    Boss fights are terrible and shouldn't be in most games NT by E. L. Koba 04/22/2021, 2:46pm PDT
        First no prayer in school, now no life lessons of any kind by Vested Id 04/22/2021, 4:31pm PDT
            Re: First no prayer in school, now no life lessons of any kind by E. L. Koba 04/23/2021, 3:00pm PDT
        What about bosses that become normal enemies in later levels? NT by MM 04/23/2021, 4:38pm PDT
            Acceptable! by E. L. Koba 04/25/2021, 1:38pm PDT
    Office chair reviews should let you filter by weight by Rafiki 04/25/2021, 1:34pm PDT
        Neither NT by Cheap ASS! 04/25/2021, 5:45pm PDT
    Opera sucks dick. by Droz 04/29/2021, 7:22pm PDT
        I don't like music from 200 years ago, just music from 100 years ago NT by Rock music is as dead as opera 04/30/2021, 6:34am PDT
            Yeah but it's better. It rocks harder. Just like me. NT by Droz 04/30/2021, 10:50am PDT
                Droz is right. Opera is stupid. NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 04/30/2021, 11:15am PDT
                    What about Rock Opera? NT by Mischief Maker 04/30/2021, 11:41am PDT
                        That's fine NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 04/30/2021, 1:06pm PDT
        The best classical stuff is from the early period. by blackwater 05/07/2021, 1:51am PDT
            Carmina Burana is 20th century and it fucking SLAPS! by Mischief Maker 05/07/2021, 6:54am PDT
                Mars is down there with Flight of the Valkyries in terms of songs I never want by Droz 05/07/2021, 5:20pm PDT
                    Think of your favourite science-fiction movie. by Droz 05/07/2021, 7:36pm PDT
                        Fuck it I would take PIL NT by Droz 05/07/2021, 7:52pm PDT
                        Worse! How are you going to convey the vast emptiness of space w/ Sex Pistols? by Mischief Maker 05/07/2021, 8:01pm PDT
                            Sex Pistols: apparently strangers to emptyness? by Droz 05/07/2021, 8:15pm PDT
        I've listened to more opera in the last two years than you have in you entire li by Droz 05/07/2021, 6:08pm PDT
            OK, now I'm curious. Why do you listen to all these operas you hate? by blackwater 05/08/2021, 12:43am PDT
                Re: OK, now I'm curious. Why do you listen to all these operas you hate? by laudablepuss 05/08/2021, 1:49am PDT
                You hit the nail on the head. by Droz 05/11/2021, 9:24pm PDT
    Not liking something is the 2nd most boring opinion you can have about it. by Fullofkittens 05/12/2021, 8:36am PDT
        Tomorrow I'm visiting the Opera Hall of Fame, it's in that cave from The Descent NT by Droz 05/12/2021, 8:49am PDT
        The most boring thing is not liking peoples' opinions of not liking things NT by soul of wit 05/12/2021, 11:14am PDT
            haha! got im! by Vidinfox 05/12/2021, 2:30pm PDT
                This response is worse though :gnaws apple: NT by Otis Ferguson 05/12/2021, 2:33pm PDT
                    Dont try to out snark me. You wont win. NT by Vidinfox 05/12/2021, 3:23pm PDT
                        Hmm "snark" :pats yawn: that one really takes me back NT by Otis Ferguson 05/12/2021, 3:29pm PDT
                            Stop it. NT by Vidinfox 05/12/2021, 4:16pm PDT
                            *taps thread* you can fit so many snarks in this NT by Fullofkittens 05/13/2021, 6:16am PDT
                I don't like this reply NT by Are you on the edge of your seat ye 05/12/2021, 4:11pm PDT
        hmm, seems like the hot take thread couldn't take the hot of my take take NT by Fullofkittens 05/19/2021, 10:16am PDT
            Die Fledermaus sucks dick. by Droz 06/24/2021, 7:46pm PDT
                I think you might be right by Roop 06/24/2021, 7:58pm PDT
                why do you keep watching operas if you don't like them NT by not watching them is right there 06/25/2021, 7:00am PDT
                His name in that was by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/25/2021, 8:43pm PDT
    Simulator games where you pay for your own repairs and supplies were never fun. by Mischief Maker 06/01/2021, 9:52am PDT
    Me, MM, and ICJ are the only decent posters on this website. NT by pinback 06/08/2021, 2:37pm PDT
        Just insanely untrue (ICJ excepted) by Otis Ferguson 06/08/2021, 3:11pm PDT
        90% of pinback caltrops content is whining about steam reviews and caltrops NT by respect Jerry and Rafiki, you SHIT 06/08/2021, 4:45pm PDT
            The former is untrue and the latter is impossible. NT by pinback 06/08/2021, 7:00pm PDT
        Hey that reminds me by laudablepuss 06/08/2021, 8:42pm PDT
            You are upset by my intentionally provocative hot take. NT by pinback 06/08/2021, 8:54pm PDT
                Sure by laudablepuss 06/08/2021, 9:41pm PDT
                    Re: Sure by Tim Sweeney 06/08/2021, 11:08pm PDT
                spicy thread but then you played the “it’s just a hot take” card by blackwater 06/24/2021, 9:24pm PDT
        But who does the best gaming streams? by Roop 06/08/2021, 8:54pm PDT
        Nah, my posts suck. NT by MM 06/08/2021, 10:02pm PDT
    The Lord of the Rings was an allegory for the failure of communism. by Droz 06/13/2021, 9:31pm PDT
        Re: The Lord of the Rings was an allegory for the failure of communism. by laudablepuss 06/14/2021, 7:23am PDT
        Ouch, terrible take by blackwater 06/28/2021, 1:50pm PDT
    LOST is a good show from beginning to end. by Fullofkittens 06/14/2021, 11:33am PDT
        Re: LOST is a good show from beginning to end. by ;= 06/14/2021, 11:49am PDT
    Anyone that uses the phrase "my students" by I Hate Epic 06/24/2021, 6:34am PDT
    Schitt's Creek wasn't a "gay show" until it got popular. NT by pinback 06/25/2021, 11:30am PDT
        I'm a gay show when I got big NT by Tim Sweeney 06/25/2021, 8:44pm PDT
    Card-mediated RPGs are superior to dice-mediated ones. Especially on computer. NT by Mischief Maker 06/28/2021, 12:02pm PDT
        examples? NT by laudablepuss 06/28/2021, 1:16pm PDT
            Slay the Spire, Tainted Grail, The Magister, Thea, hell even Steamworld Quest. NT by MM 01/12/2022, 10:54pm PST
        How is that possible? NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 06/29/2021, 8:23am PDT
    I think we should have another Iraq war, but this time we should win. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2022, 8:44pm PST
        I won that wR by Cliff Jumper 01/13/2022, 10:27pm PST
    Bitcoins were a smart investment. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2022, 8:51pm PST
        Now is a great time to buy the dip NT by Rafiki 06/18/2022, 1:14pm PDT
    Everyone needs to get COVID-19 sooner or later, might as well get it over with. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2022, 8:51pm PST
        This is, unfortunately, the mainstream orthodox take now. NT by Fullofkittens 01/13/2022, 6:30am PST
            It didn't have to be this way by E. L. Koba 01/13/2022, 2:16pm PST
                Actually, it did have to be this way. by blackwater 01/15/2022, 8:49pm PST
        We should be spraying COVID out of firehoses onto the streets by fuck anti-vaxxers 01/14/2022, 4:47am PST
            Except vaccinated people can still get long covid. :( by Fullofkittens 01/14/2022, 6:04am PST
            Fun Fact: Joe Rogan's alt-medicine store Onnit sold for $100 million last May. by Mischief Maker 01/14/2022, 6:44am PST
                Re: Fun Fact: Joe Rogan's alt-medicine store Onnit sold for $100 million las by GoblAm 01/14/2022, 11:07am PST
                    Shareblue is apparently putting Joe Rogan on blast now, FYI. by blackwater 01/15/2022, 8:54pm PST
                        The problem with Rogan is he's liberal, never voted for a Republican president by Roop 01/16/2022, 11:18am PST
                            Ivermectin is a de-wormer. Covid-19 is not a worm. by MM 01/16/2022, 1:26pm PST
                                Who cares what he takes. The vaccines aren't stopping Omicron anyway. by GoblAm 01/16/2022, 2:47pm PST
                                    Re: Who cares what he takes. The vaccines aren't stopping Omicron anyway. by lololoololol 01/16/2022, 6:47pm PST
                                        Hi Jhoh NT by GoblAm 01/16/2022, 10:09pm PST
                                Do not take what your doctor prescribes by Roop 01/16/2022, 4:36pm PST
                                    Roop the dumb rube by lololoololol 01/16/2022, 6:48pm PST
                                I suppose next you'll be mocking urine NT by chugging piss to own the libs 01/16/2022, 6:41pm PST
                                    Nah, I'm skipping straight to them taking T-blockers as the new miracle cure! NT by Trans-ing myself to own the libs. 01/16/2022, 7:25pm PST
    Shadow of the Colossus on a struggling PS2 looked way cooler than the HD remakes NT by Mischief Maker 02/16/2022, 7:45pm PST
    "Bro" and "babe" are not gendered insults. by Super Mario 02/20/2022, 2:42pm PST
    The Holocaust probably did happen, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. NT by Final word on the subject. 03/19/2022, 7:11pm PDT
    The prejudice against gluten requires an entire generation who have never baked NT by their own bread. 03/20/2022, 1:51pm PDT
        based NT by blackwater 03/21/2022, 10:11pm PDT
    "You realize there's porn on the internet?" people are tedious faggots by truth 04/13/2022, 9:59am PDT
    All Unity games are starting to look and play the same. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/24/2022, 7:32am PDT
        Time for layoffs then by blackwater 06/29/2022, 8:40pm PDT
    fabio couldn't handle the heat here so he left. by THE FART MASTER 06/24/2022, 8:57pm PDT
        'Sup fahbs NT by Mysterio 06/25/2022, 6:04pm PDT
            Re: 'Sup fahbs by THE FART MASTER 06/25/2022, 6:45pm PDT
    The Midjourney and Dall-E shit is so masturbatory by Patrick Johnson 06/27/2022, 6:39am PDT
    Like it or not, you are bisexual. by Happy Pride Month 06/27/2022, 8:27am PDT
        Re: Like it or not, you are bisexual. by KC Louie 06/27/2022, 8:30am PDT
            There needs to be a word for people who are only into AFABs or AMABs. by Happy Pride Month 06/27/2022, 9:58am PDT
                No offense but that sounds like some fucking commie gobbledygook by KC Louie 06/27/2022, 10:10am PDT
                    We get more parades than a Vietnam vet, and all we gotta do is be willing to by fuck a girl in a tuxedo. 06/27/2022, 11:13am PDT
        Re: Like it or not, you are bisexual. by Gaige Grosskreutz 06/27/2022, 8:37am PDT
        I feel like we should have months for the other deadly sins by blackwater 06/27/2022, 3:42pm PDT
            More Peterson memes! by Mischief Maker 06/27/2022, 5:33pm PDT
    Conservatives should be upset about the repeal of Roe V Wade because they evil by Roop 06/27/2022, 9:05pm PDT
        aw look how smug and happy he is. It's adorable! NT by laudablepuss 06/27/2022, 10:01pm PDT
            But I'm pro-choice by Roop 06/27/2022, 11:19pm PDT
        You realize that Medi-Cal exists and covers illegal immigrants? by blackwater 06/27/2022, 10:17pm PDT
            Keep breaking those ceilings blackwater! NT by Roop 06/27/2022, 11:20pm PDT
                You're not... being especially coherent here by blackwater 06/28/2022, 10:47pm PDT
                    This post made me think of tdarcos for some reason by apropos of nuthin i'm sure 06/29/2022, 12:32am PDT
                        Re: This post made me think of tdarcos for some reason by Mysteriobama 06/30/2022, 6:49pm PDT
                    I say free abortions for the illegal foreigners as well as the normal foreigners NT by Roop 06/29/2022, 5:21am PDT
        You can't fault this take for not being hot. NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/30/2022, 9:02am PDT
            Someone starts a hot take thread, you cant be mad when the takes are hot NT by Yaris 06/30/2022, 9:47am PDT
        Re: Conservatives should be upset about the repeal of Roe V Wade because they by Mysterio 07/02/2022, 7:43pm PDT
            Re: Conservatives should be upset about the repeal of Roe V Wade because they by Roop 07/02/2022, 8:38pm PDT
                LOL. So it took less than a week for the greasy edgelord pushing 50 to break NT by character 07/03/2022, 4:03pm PDT
                    You changed my mind about the sanctity of life NT by Roop 07/04/2022, 12:19am PDT
            Re: Conservatives should be upset about the repeal of Roe V Wade because they by lenin's linens 07/03/2022, 2:53am PDT
        There's a bunch of states working on making it illegal to cross state lines to NT by do this kind of thing-Fullofkittens 07/03/2022, 2:52pm PDT
    COVID-19 vaccines were developed using cell lines derived from aborted children NT by Clarence Thomas 06/30/2022, 8:56pm PDT
        Hot take NT by or fake quote??? 06/30/2022, 10:51pm PDT
    Webshits that say "shareholder value" only do so because they think people won't by argue with them 07/01/2022, 11:50am PDT
    Pink telling fascists to not listen to her music is so brave, so daring by Mysterio 07/04/2022, 10:56am PDT
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