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by blackwater 07/12/2022, 10:48pm PDT |
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Roop wrote:
The real dinosaurs were pooping constantly poops the size of a house, crushing everything below and the T Rex was a giant chicken with bright silly feathers, running around squawking excitedly and digging in the shit that crushed shit. Jurassic Park was a giant stinky shitshow barnyard! Sam Neill wouldn't be gazing out in awe but in pure disgust, and then he'd probably have to puke!
Remember the scared little girl in the jeep watching the vibrating glass of water? Yeah, me too.
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Jurassic World by laudablepuss 02/02/2015, 7:14am PST
Eyes rolling out of my head, down the aisle, out of the theater into the parking NT by Rafiki 07/01/2015, 8:35pm PDT
I would have settled for NO FUCKING KIDS by fabio 07/01/2015, 8:39pm PDT
It's been pulled off successfully a few times, but it's hit and miss for sure by Eurotrash 07/01/2015, 11:10pm PDT
It's a definite miss, and so is the whole movie by Rafiki 07/02/2015, 10:21am PDT
I'm wondering when Wu turned into a cardboard cut out mad scientist NT by WITTGENSTEIN 07/02/2015, 6:01pm PDT
Every thriller with kids needs to cast the two girls from Mama by Oom Shnibble 07/14/2015, 1:18am PDT
SPOILER WARNING DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN JURASSIC WORLD by ALSO WAIT UNTIL IT'S ON CABLE 07/20/2015, 10:17pm PDT
I felt like the movie was trying to tell me I am a faggot for liking dinosaurs by more than making babies. 07/20/2015, 7:40pm PDT
It's a rehash of the first Jurassic Park by Blackwater 10/07/2015, 1:10am PDT
The SUPER-DINOSAUR and MILITARY VELOCIRAPTORS bits were new by WITTGENSTEIN 10/07/2015, 8:37am PDT
These Jurassic World movies are complete nonsense! by Roop 07/08/2022, 6:53am PDT
Re: These Jurassic World movies are complete nonsense! by laudablepuss 07/09/2022, 8:15am PDT
Re: These Jurassic World movies are complete nonsense! by Roop 07/09/2022, 4:31pm PDT
Re: These Jurassic World movies are complete nonsense! by Mischief Maker 07/09/2022, 4:51pm PDT
They act like that poop would be safe to dig through. And no gas masks!? NT by Also no farts! 07/09/2022, 8:53pm PDT
I like to imagine reading this post in an Adam West voice by blackwater 07/12/2022, 10:48pm PDT
Jurassic Park was a one-off. by blackwater 07/12/2022, 11:31pm PDT
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