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| Ancient Aliens is pure horseshit by Roop 01/26/2023, 12:30pm PST | ||||
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| So let me get this straight, these aliens. We all know what they look like, right? Little guys with cute little toes, standing upright, two little bowlegged kneecaps and one itty bitty waist, maybe a potbelly and two arms, two fucking eyes one fucking mouth one fucking nose but even shittier than we have, on one godamn face. What a coincidence. What is this, Star Trek? I'd believe they were from space if they looked less Clint Howard and more pastrami on rye in a vat of orange Jello.
Ok fine, maybe these ass probing aliens are from space. So what are the odds, anyway, there happens to be space faring gay hominids? Dickless guys with big black eyes flying around "watching over" people, building pyramids and shit? To what fucking purpose? We're gamers, we know what we'd do to Earth if we were an alien empire. A head that size ain't coming out of any vagina, partner. These aliens are obviously bio-engineered even if they are from space. The implications are too horrifying for people is the problem. The good news is: in the future we didn't eliminate the human race! The bad news is: we're no longer human. Or at least we don't recognize a human anymore, anyway, gotta be a spacemen! And some of us start growing our hair crazy and some of us have some sore motherfucking buttholes. |
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Who here believes in UFOs? Can we discuss UFOs? NT by 01/21/2023, 2:31pm PST Re: Who here believes in UFOs? Can we discuss UFOs? by 01/21/2023, 4:40pm PST Time to end this web forum, Jim. NT by 01/22/2023, 1:20pm PST A buncha retards caught a glimpse of military prototypes and nobody would by 01/25/2023, 2:45pm PST Re: military prototypes by 01/25/2023, 4:49pm PST Ancient Aliens is pure horseshit by 01/26/2023, 12:30pm PST |
