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Re: The Worst Porn Film I Ever Watched by Jhoh Creexul 01/17/2003, 5:52pm PST
laudablepuss wrote:

Anyway, have you guys seen Norm Macdonald do his jokes about pornos? "I'm always really really interested in the movie for like, twenty minutes or so. Then I'm suddenly not very interested." "Have you seen those porno movies with the all-male cast? Those are TERRIBLE!"


Jon Stewart: You know in Canada, they show naked movies for free, on TV--

Norm Macdonald: Oh yeah.

JS: You flip around...

NM: Absolutely.

[crowd laugh]

JS: Did you hear a deep voice say "yes"?

NM: "Yes... insertion too?"

[laughs]

JS: You know, I didn't hear that parenthetical comment. But uh, that's a nice treat.

NM: ...What?

[laughs]

NM: Oh naked, yeah. You know what I noticed? I was in a--you know when you go in the hotels and get your Spectravision, which have pornos on it? The pornos, in the Spectravision, are not hard--they're pornos, but they cut out like insertion shots. They cut out, you know what I mean, they cut out vaginas.

JS: The plots. That sort of thing.

NM: Yeah, so they don't show that part, and I'm wondering like, who is offended by that, you know what I mean? Like somebody's wackin off to a porno there goin', "what the hell's goin on here?! This is unbelievable, this is offensive here! I'm tryin to wack off and there's insertion here!"

[Jon and crowd laugh]

JS: I don't know what-ever you're talking about. The only thing I've noticed about those movies, quite honestly: billing is immediate. Because if you're like me, you're a film connesuerdsf@4, you like to check out the different plots. But if you just watch a couple of minutes to see if it's gonna be nurses, or whatever it is, it shows up on your bill that you watched like 15 of them. I mean from what...

NM: I gotcha. One time, I was watching one of those, I was wack--

JS: Yeah.

NM: So I'm wackin off watching it.

JS: Yeah.

NM: All of a sudden, Bruce Baum is on it, you know that comedian?



NM: He's like a comedian, he's a friend of mine.

JS: [laughs a lot, with the crowd]

NM: So he shows up, he's the comic part of it, like they're showing some sex, and he comes in. And right at the time when I was, uh, finishin off? So now I don't want to call up Bruce Baum anymore.
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            Norm MacDonald rules. -nt- NT by laudablepuss 01/18/2003, 3:29am PST NEW
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