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| Snood by FABIO 01/23/2003, 4:54am PST | ||||
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| Ugh, every single person at my college who's JUST computer literate enough to find the on switch and not much else can't stop playing Snood, nor can they stop telling everyone they know how fucking great it is and that they HAVE to try it.*
I tell them it's just a crappy ripoff of bust-a-move. "Bust-a-what?", they ask, so I show them. After staring at it blankly for about a minute they utter "I don't get it" in a valley girl tone and go back to snood. Fucking breaks my heart it does. *My roomate and I were out emptying our trash by the dumpster one time when a drunken mob walks by and one girl stumbles out of it and starts talking to us. Drunk as fuck and uninteresting as hell, but she had a decent body and okay face so we nodded and pretended to listen. Suddenly I notice her lips: her nasty ass, dried out, chapped to hell, twin brillo pad lips. These things were nasty. I'm guessing my roomate noticed them too because suddenly he seemed to lose interest and quickly turned to leave. She follows us back to our room where we try to ignore her. She sees my computer on and insists that I download this Snood game. Thinking it'll shut her up I do so and am amazed by what a crappy BaM rip off it is. While I was looking at the screen I feel a sharp pain stab my cheek like someone was running broken glass down it, it fucking hurt. I turn around and there she is trying to give me a kiss on the cheek (in the morning I'd find scrape marks on it). To get her to leave I say that it's late and that we both need to get to sleep. "Fine", she says, but that I have to give her a goodnight kiss and procedes to close her eyes and pucker up those jagged moonrocks. Not wanting to spend the rest of the night staunching the flow of blood from my mouth, I pull a Copperfield calibur illusion by wetting my finger and pressing it against her. My roomate offers to walk her back to her friend's room down the hall (you're NOT passing out in here, bitch!) so they leave. Five minutes later he returns visibly shaken, saying that she invited him in (with her friends sleeping there) and offered him a blowjob. YIKES! |
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The Anti-Cantsin takes up the Snood banner. by 01/18/2003, 12:50pm PST  Re: The Anti-Cantsin takes up the Snood banner. by 01/18/2003, 9:09pm PST Re: The Anti-Cantsin takes up the Snood banner. by 01/23/2003, 2:28pm PST Re: The Anti-Cantsin takes up the Snood banner. by 01/23/2003, 4:35pm PST He is insane. by 07/14/2011, 6:21pm PDT Haha, look at me go! NT by 07/14/2011, 6:22pm PDT I didn't even know we had threads from 2003 still O_O NT by 07/14/2011, 7:00pm PDT Comments on this necro-thread by 07/14/2011, 11:41pm PDT Re: Comments on this necro-thread by 07/15/2011, 10:00am PDT Snood by 01/23/2003, 4:54am PST Re: Snood by 01/23/2003, 1:24pm PST Re: Snood by 01/24/2003, 5:45am PST Re: Snood by 01/23/2003, 2:59pm PST Re: Snood by 01/24/2003, 12:42am PST Re: Snood by 01/24/2003, 1:12am PST Re: Snood by 01/24/2003, 5:40am PST Re: Snood by 01/24/2003, 11:59am PST CrackerBarrel fucked the shit out of that girl. by 07/14/2011, 4:24pm PDT Replace Snood w/ Angry Birds & Bust a Move w/ Crush the Castle or like 1000 othe NT by 07/14/2011, 9:44pm PDT |
