This reads more like BDR Material by Mysterio 02/14/2024, 11:12am PST
I can't remember what review it was because you can't search the old shit anymore but I remember he had a line about bitching about how people would put a mile-long update history in their FAQ and they should just shut the fuck up because he's here about tips on how to complete the game not the Wonderful Adventures of Being a Catass or something