National Lampoon's Alien Vacation? (Borderlands movie)by Rafiki 02/21/2024, 7:35pm PST
I hate this so much. I hate the description on Youtube
Lilith (Blanchett), an infamous bounty hunter with a mysterious past, reluctantly returns to her home, Pandora, the most chaotic planet in the galaxy. Her mission is to find the missing daughter of Atlas (Ramírez), the universe’s most powerful S.O.B. Lilith forms an unexpected alliance with a ragtag team of misfits – Roland (Hart), a seasoned mercenary on a mission; Tiny Tina (Greenblatt), a feral pre-teen demolitionist; Krieg (Munteanu), Tina’s musclebound protector; Tannis (Curtis), the oddball scientist who’s seen it all; and Claptrap (Black), a wiseass robot.
I know the cast is famous, but other than the girl why are they all OLD? Do teens want to watch an action-comedy starring the AARP players? Or is this a movie for old people that grew up playing Borderlands [I'm sorry. -ed]?