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by Rafiki 05/18/2025, 10:13am PDT |
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Justin Timberlake is greeted by the redhead from the Kids in the Hall skits who escorts you across the rooftops like the fucking Roadrunner to meet your ex-girlfriend Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite who changed her name to Sophie. Later your sister shows up and she looks so goddamn much like Sophie I swear to god I thought it was going to be some awkward plot twist. Considering I only just started, it may turn out to be one. However, Maelle also looks like a modified version of Sophie and Emma, so I think the developer was just getting as much mileage as possible out of one character model. But that puts your character in the position of having an ex-girlfriend that was the spitting image of your own sister, and with their being some undertones of Maelle having the hots for you, it kind of comes off like subtle fetish.
This may seem like nitpicking, but they spent a billion dollars on art design, so you'd think they could do something a little more unique for such prominent characters beyond a ctrl+c / ctrl+v and a new haircut.
I only just got past the prologue and onto the island, so I have no real opinion of the game yet. |
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Claire Obscur by Icycalm 05/16/2025, 6:10pm PDT 
The Paper Mario clone? NT by Mischief Maker 05/16/2025, 6:25pm PDT 
Button presses in turn based games = Paper Mario clone NT by durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 05/16/2025, 8:32pm PDT 
This is an awful take NT by I'VE FIGURED IT OUT!!! 05/16/2025, 9:26pm PDT 
15 minutes. NT by Proved him right in 15 minutes 05/16/2025, 9:48pm PDT 
Why? Is Xenosaga a better comparison? NT by Mischief Maker 05/17/2025, 11:33am PDT 
(pissing pants and walking around with a massive wet stain) Why's everyone upset NT by Is it because I pissed my pants? 05/17/2025, 4:11pm PDT 
Sorry, I haven't played that many JRPGs since childhood. I'm an arcade gamer. NT by Mischief Maker 05/17/2025, 7:41pm PDT 
Yes, we are winning, brother NT by laying Cable 05/17/2025, 9:25pm PDT 
Re: Claire Obscur by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/16/2025, 10:59pm PDT 
Do I get to race chocobos? by Blackwater 05/18/2025, 9:45am PDT 
As long as I got my suit and tie by Rafiki 05/18/2025, 10:13am PDT 
The Game of Thrones clone? NT by Mischief Maker 05/18/2025, 3:50pm PDT 
That wasn't me. by Mischief Maker 05/18/2025, 4:37pm PDT 
So it's just Dumb + Dumber but I'm the one on the toilet shitting my brains out? by Mischief Maker 05/18/2025, 5:01pm PDT 
It's a art. NT by Mischief Maker 05/18/2025, 5:08pm PDT 
MISCHIEF MAKER SOLID: PISSWALKER NT by THE PISSENING 05/19/2025, 7:13am PDT 
All this rage over a AAA-priced version of Regency Solitaire. NT by MM 05/19/2025, 8:29am PDT 
More like MEEEHHHHHH Maker NT by MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 05/19/2025, 10:48am PDT 
Ok, so it's Dark Souls as a JRPG by Rafiki 05/21/2025, 9:59pm PDT 
Critiquing the writing while unironically using the tagline "Dark Souls JRPG" NT by peak Caltrops 05/22/2025, 6:34am PDT 
What is your issue with it? by Rafiki IS peak caltrops 05/22/2025, 6:47am PDT 
Getting massive "Dark Souls" vibes from this game by Google Gemini 05/22/2025, 10:56am PDT 
This is what happens when you ask AI to think for you by Rafiki 06/04/2025, 8:12pm PDT 
Shut the fuck up. NT by Feris 06/04/2025, 9:38pm PDT 
I blame new graphical tech by emote machine 05/22/2025, 7:08am PDT 
Would either, both, or neither of my catchphrases apply to this one NT by Bill the Cat 05/18/2025, 5:28pm PDT 
Plinky plonky repetitive sad piano music == 10/10 GOAT GOTY OMG!!!!!1 by Oom Shnibble 06/04/2025, 9:16pm PDT 
Great post, thanks for making it. Now will you please STOP POSTING NT by Feris 06/05/2025, 12:11pm PDT 
Don't stop posting, Shnibble. There is a shitty poster making the rounds. NT by Respiv 06/05/2025, 1:12pm PDT 
Someone sticks to the same nick for 20 years and he's still shrieking NT by Feris is a crying twat 06/05/2025, 4:46pm PDT 
Who are you again? NT by Oom Shnibble 06/05/2025, 5:38pm PDT 
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