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Try harder. by conflictNo 02/09/2003, 2:23pm PST
I need clarification wrote:

Help me out, folks! Here's the situation:

I'm in college in a small college town and my long-distance girlfriend just left me. I'm smarter than everyone else in this whole town, so smart in fact that I refuse to be locked into a "major" or be trapped by any "plans" I might have to stick to once I graduate. The trouble is, I have no idea what I want to do. My girl left me for a wrestler, so I was thinking about going into pro wrestling (NOT FOR THAT REASON, I WAS GONNA DO THAT ALREADY) but that's like a big commitment and besides I only weigh 130 pounds.



Close, fag. Still, you generally took my life to the hole. Thank you for caring enough to summarize.

Keeping this international, here is what my friends Helen, Saskia and a Verkoopster have to say about you:

Helen: Op welke etage vinden we damesmode, Saskia?
Saskia: Op de tweede, dacht ik. Zullen we de roltrap nemen of de lift?
Helene: Nou de roltrap, die is dichterbij. Wat zoek je eigenlijk, Saskia?
Saskia: Ik zoek niets speciaals, ik wil even rondkijken. En jij?
Helen: Ik zoek een groene rok. Ik draag vaak rood en ik wil nu graag iets anders.

Verkooptster: Dames mag ik u helpen?
Helen: Ja misschien. Ik zoek een rok.
Verkoopster: In welke kleur, mevrouw?
Helen: Groen.
Verkoopster: Welke maat heeft u mevrouw?
Helen: Ik dacht 38 maar kunt u voor alle zekerheid mijn maat nemen?
Verkoopster: Ja zeker. U heeft inderdaad maat 38. Hier is een groene rok. Vindt u hem mooi?
Helen: Ja, die is mooier dan de andere.
Saskia: Wat vind je van deze, Helen?
Helen: O enig. Die is het mooist.

Verkoopster: Wilt u hem passen, mevrouw?
Helen: Ja, graag. Waar zijn de paskamers?
Verkoopster: Achterin links, mevrouw.
Saskia: Zit hij goed, Helen?
Helen: Volgens mij wel, of is hij een beetje te klein?
Verkoopster: Nee, mevrouw. Hij staat u goed.
Helen: Nou, ik neem deze rok. En Saskia, koop jij ook wat?
Saskia: Ja, een blauwe blouse.
Helen: Zo, allebei tevreden!


cNo

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Help, what do I do? by I need clarification 02/09/2003, 2:26am PST NEW
    Re: Help, what do I do? by Little Crow 02/09/2003, 2:44am PST NEW
        Re: Help, what do I do? by Zseni 02/09/2003, 2:50am PST NEW
            Re: Help, what do I do? by Little Crow 02/09/2003, 3:48am PST NEW
                Re: Help, what do I do? by Zseni 02/09/2003, 3:56am PST NEW
                    weiß!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (nt) NT by Jhoh Creexul 02/09/2003, 8:40pm PST NEW
        How can I make fun of you when you're too busy making fun of yourself? by I need clarification 02/09/2003, 3:53am PST NEW
    Write for Cosmo by buki 02/09/2003, 2:45am PST NEW
    Re: Help, what do I do? by Zseni 02/09/2003, 2:45am PST NEW
        Hi Zseni by buki 02/09/2003, 2:47am PST NEW
            Buki you don't still have my ICQ number from back in the day do you? by FABIO 02/09/2003, 3:28am PST NEW
                Re: Buki you don't still have my ICQ number from back in the day do you? by buki 02/09/2003, 6:23am PST NEW
                    Re: Buki you don't still have my ICQ number from back in the day do you? by FABIO 02/09/2003, 5:29pm PST NEW
            Re: Hi Zseni by Jhoh Creexul 02/09/2003, 8:43pm PST NEW
        Re: Help, what do I do? by buki 02/09/2003, 6:26am PST NEW
            She was talking to ME by I need clarification 02/09/2003, 2:46pm PST NEW
    I'm a fag for I need clarification (nt) by I need clarification FAG 02/09/2003, 9:19am PST NEW
    Re: Help, what do I do? by Bananadine 02/09/2003, 10:46am PST NEW
        heh by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 12:59pm PST NEW
            Re: heh by i need clarification 02/09/2003, 2:18pm PST NEW
                Where the fuck did that come from? by I need clarification 02/09/2003, 2:38pm PST NEW
                    Clarification: This Is I Need Clarification. The Other Post Is Not -NT- NT by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 6:52pm PST NEW
                        Clarification: This Is Not Me -NT- NT by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 6:53pm PST NEW
                        Congrats, Chet Mk. II, the ATOR is officially dead. by Zseni 02/09/2003, 7:18pm PST NEW
                            SAME QUESTION BACK AT YOU by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 8:36pm PST NEW
                                I KNOW THE NEXT PART!! by I need clarification 02/09/2003, 8:45pm PST NEW
                                Here's a question: by "Fullofkittens" 02/09/2003, 9:03pm PST NEW
                                    That's the idea by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 9:26pm PST NEW
                                        Re: That's the idea by FoK 02/09/2003, 9:31pm PST NEW
                                            Re: That's the idea by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 9:52pm PST NEW
                                            Re: That's the idea by Bill Dungsroman, HSW 02/09/2003, 10:00pm PST NEW
                                IGNORE THAT SHIT by Entropy Stew 02/09/2003, 10:14pm PST NEW
                                    Apologies to Zseni, then by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 10:16pm PST NEW
                I'll take your side on this one by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 3:50pm PST NEW
                    ARGH I meant to respond to the second 'INC' post there, sorry -NT- NT by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 3:51pm PST NEW
    ??? by MM needs clarification 02/09/2003, 1:09pm PST NEW
    Try harder. by conflictNo 02/09/2003, 2:23pm PST NEW
        Hey, he's doing the best he can with what little he's got -NT- by Cyrris 02/09/2003, 4:37pm PST NEW
        Haha by I need clarification 02/09/2003, 8:30pm PST NEW
 
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