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I'll take your side on this one by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 3:50pm PST
i need clarification wrote:

Senor Barborito wrote:

Bananadine wrote:

I need clarification wrote:

Anyone have any ideas?


Pick a better name and a better running gag. As it is, any value in your writing stems directly from your knowledge of Barborito and veronica, which is retarded because anyone who reads for a few weeks knows a hundred goofy things about them. Trolling SB is like the second grade of comedy--you have to be smart enough to put together a sentence, but stupid enough that you still need his help to develop material, and imperceptive enough that you think it's funny to your audience.


I dunno. I've just always figured people who make insults based on who or what you are without offering you any information to work off of are pretty fucking pathetic - it's like playing Counter-Strike with SpeedHack on. Yay, you won another round, dipshit. *whirls finger in air* Hooray for you.

If I roll my eyes any harder they will bleed.
--SB


My name is James Robert Greenbaum. I grew up in a small town just outside of Omaha. My father was a department store owner and my mother taught third grade. I didn't do anything special in school but I did graduate and go to college, no hitch. I went to U of Wisconsin Green Bay and studied marine biology like a hundred thousand other "bright" students but eventually I switched majors to psychology and that's what I graduated in. I didn't go to grad school. Like a hundred thousand other "bright" students I wound up getting a job in the software industry, at first as a punch-card operator, but then after some training courses I moved up to programmer and then project manager and today I sit as a mid-level executive at a fairly well-known IT consulting firm. I live near Albany, New York, in a house worth $225,000, with a full two-car garage.

I have always found computers interesting. My other hobbies include fishing, football, and video games. I have a wife and one kid. My wife works at the same company but in a different department, the kid is nine and a girl and the apple of her daddy's eye. In my personal life I have lots of work friends and a few old college buddies, I participate off and on at school functions and get dragged off to PTA meetings, I don't belong to any other clubs or organizations, but I am a regular at the local sports bar. I don't smoke, drink only socially, and run when chased. In college I smoked pot and dropped acid, but not often. That's the extent of my illicit substances list unless you count porn.

I have no doubts about the ordinary nature of my life, except I'm much much smarter than you.


Not to be a spoilsport for a certain cagey fucker's fun but access_log confirms that wasn't you and that the post I'm responding to now IS the real lump of retarded shit.

--SB
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Help, what do I do? by I need clarification 02/09/2003, 2:26am PST NEW
    Re: Help, what do I do? by Little Crow 02/09/2003, 2:44am PST NEW
        Re: Help, what do I do? by Zseni 02/09/2003, 2:50am PST NEW
            Re: Help, what do I do? by Little Crow 02/09/2003, 3:48am PST NEW
                Re: Help, what do I do? by Zseni 02/09/2003, 3:56am PST NEW
                    weiß!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (nt) NT by Jhoh Creexul 02/09/2003, 8:40pm PST NEW
        How can I make fun of you when you're too busy making fun of yourself? by I need clarification 02/09/2003, 3:53am PST NEW
    Write for Cosmo by buki 02/09/2003, 2:45am PST NEW
    Re: Help, what do I do? by Zseni 02/09/2003, 2:45am PST NEW
        Hi Zseni by buki 02/09/2003, 2:47am PST NEW
            Buki you don't still have my ICQ number from back in the day do you? by FABIO 02/09/2003, 3:28am PST NEW
                Re: Buki you don't still have my ICQ number from back in the day do you? by buki 02/09/2003, 6:23am PST NEW
                    Re: Buki you don't still have my ICQ number from back in the day do you? by FABIO 02/09/2003, 5:29pm PST NEW
            Re: Hi Zseni by Jhoh Creexul 02/09/2003, 8:43pm PST NEW
        Re: Help, what do I do? by buki 02/09/2003, 6:26am PST NEW
            She was talking to ME by I need clarification 02/09/2003, 2:46pm PST NEW
    I'm a fag for I need clarification (nt) by I need clarification FAG 02/09/2003, 9:19am PST NEW
    Re: Help, what do I do? by Bananadine 02/09/2003, 10:46am PST NEW
        heh by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 12:59pm PST NEW
            Re: heh by i need clarification 02/09/2003, 2:18pm PST NEW
                Where the fuck did that come from? by I need clarification 02/09/2003, 2:38pm PST NEW
                    Clarification: This Is I Need Clarification. The Other Post Is Not -NT- NT by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 6:52pm PST NEW
                        Clarification: This Is Not Me -NT- NT by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 6:53pm PST NEW
                        Congrats, Chet Mk. II, the ATOR is officially dead. by Zseni 02/09/2003, 7:18pm PST NEW
                            SAME QUESTION BACK AT YOU by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 8:36pm PST NEW
                                I KNOW THE NEXT PART!! by I need clarification 02/09/2003, 8:45pm PST NEW
                                Here's a question: by "Fullofkittens" 02/09/2003, 9:03pm PST NEW
                                    That's the idea by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 9:26pm PST NEW
                                        Re: That's the idea by FoK 02/09/2003, 9:31pm PST NEW
                                            Re: That's the idea by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 9:52pm PST NEW
                                            Re: That's the idea by Bill Dungsroman, HSW 02/09/2003, 10:00pm PST NEW
                                IGNORE THAT SHIT by Entropy Stew 02/09/2003, 10:14pm PST NEW
                                    Apologies to Zseni, then by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 10:16pm PST NEW
                I'll take your side on this one by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 3:50pm PST NEW
                    ARGH I meant to respond to the second 'INC' post there, sorry -NT- NT by Senor Barborito 02/09/2003, 3:51pm PST NEW
    ??? by MM needs clarification 02/09/2003, 1:09pm PST NEW
    Try harder. by conflictNo 02/09/2003, 2:23pm PST NEW
        Hey, he's doing the best he can with what little he's got -NT- by Cyrris 02/09/2003, 4:37pm PST NEW
        Haha by I need clarification 02/09/2003, 8:30pm PST NEW
 
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