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The Long Dark Night: A Caltrops Thriller. Casting in progress: by Zseni 02/10/2003, 4:26pm PST Begin Some Fag buffer: -------------------------------------------------- Some Fag: "The longer they delay in granting the protesters a permit, the less time the organizers have to get their turnout organized, and the smaller the crowd is likely to be." Zsenijeim: You just fucking ruined my game of Revenge of Shinobi you prick. Some Fag: The New York Sun praising Mayor Bloomberg for holding up march permits for anti-war protesters Zsenijeim: Revenge of Shinobi, motherfucker. Some Fag: even HSW hates Clarification now Zsenijeim: They don't get it. Some Fag: he used to not be this easy, didn't he? Zsenijeim: They're all being very, very easy. Zsenijeim: Like level 1-2 easy. Some Fag: yeah Some Fag: I think it's the ownership thing Some Fag: it's one thing to flame OMM, most people there had some gripe or other, but this is THEIR SITE GODDAMNIT Zsenijeim: Oh Fag, I haven't gone all gay like them, have I? Zsenijeim: Did you lose the script? You line is "of course not, baby." Zsenijeim: your, even Some Fag: Are you kiddin', sweetheart? You've always been as tough as they come. Zsenijeim: AW FAG YOU'RE THE BEST Zsenijeim: Wait am I the hooker with the heart of gold or the nice girl next door? Some Fag: You're the rich widow who's so bored of it all she's stopped caring about the icepick and where she hid it. Zsenijeim: Oh sweet. SWEET. Zsenijeim: Are you the worn-down alcoholic adulterous spouse or the hard-boiled shenanigan-perceiving private dick? Some Fag: I'm the private dick who's goddamned retired, but if the cops aren't going to do their job, someone has to. Zsenijeim: Heeeeeeeeeeee is Creex my pool boy? Some Fag: Yeah, but he's been taking more time off lately, unexplained Zsenijeim: Dio's my abusive father. I guess that makes Monty the grouchy police chief. But what are SB and ES? Zsenijeim: DUR THE CORRUPT OFFICERS OF COURSE. Some Fag: Yeah, they're skulking around the back alleys downtown, griping that they're not appreciated enough by the department, while simultaneously shaking down petty thieves and pimps. Polishing their shields while the bank heist taking place right under their noses. Zsenijeim: So who's the murder victim? Some Fag: Mr. Caltrops. A war profiteer who disappeared after the Bulge. Rumor had it he was running guns for the Israelis for a while, but they dug up some unflattering info on him and he had to high-tail it to Switzerland. He's putting on a brave face, but everyone knows he's rotting away inside Zsenijeim: HSW is the sleazy lawyer who doesn't know which side he's on. Some Fag: He'll turn any trick for a dime, but sooner or later it will catch up with him. Zsenijeim: There's a great post in all this. Some Fag: yeah, copy and paste Some Fag: but change my name!! I'm scareded! Zsenijeim: You fag. Some Fag: yes Some Fag: I don't want my license pulled, and the entire department is gunning for me. Orders from the chief. End of Some Fag buffer: Mon Feb 10 13:22:25 2003

The Long Dark Night: A Caltrops Thriller. Casting in progress: by Zseni 02/10/2003, 4:26pm PST