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by Jhoh Creexul 02/11/2003, 10:11am PST |
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Bill Dungsroman wrote:
What was I, 11 or 12? Me and my pal decided YEAH LETS MAKE OUR OWN COMIC BOOKS so we did. But not just one apiece, no we had to launch a WHOLE LINE as if we could even handle one. Mine was called Heron Comics. Which is, as you probably all know, a stupid-looking bird. But it's also Helium Rotor Observation of Neutrinos. My logo, however, was indeed a stupid bird that bore a passing resemblance to the thing. But it had the word "Hero" in it, so that was OKEE with me. Would a splinter-psyche of the caltrops hive-mind, the mind that brought you "Gamerasutra," do any less (er, more)? I think not.
Because it's not really important or interesting. :(
I was like 11 or 12 or 13, my brother and I drew a bunch of comics in like a school notebook. We were supposed to use them for school but we always got some to draw in. It is surprising that since we drew comics and stuff constantly for three years, we never knew how to draw bodies well at all. We mostly drew heads and vehicles, and even those were PISS POOR.
Mostly what we had were floating heads that were defined by physical traits. They mostly had messy hair (based on our own I guess, I think I had low self esteem... AT AGE 11). I remember I had a couple characters, one had buck teeth and the other had lice. THAT'S HOW YOU TOLD THEM APART. They were named "Chinky and Hmm Hmm." Yes. And I didn't know that "Chinky" could be construde as a racial slur against Asians back then either, I just thought it was a funny word. Now, I am filled with shame about it. I don't really remember the jokes we did or if there were jokes, but they mostly sucked. Except for some of the comics about like Cops or Code 3 we did. There was this one where there are hidden cameras on top of a cops van while a sting goes down. So the cops are like YO YOU GOT THE SHIT? And the drug dealers are like YEAH MAN. And then the cops bust out, but they come out the back side of the van which is on the wrong side. The camera man on top of the van laughs while the drug dealers spray so many bullets that the entire van is like vaporized and the cops are all vaporized too. That was funny. I thought! Then there was one Jsoh did where it's like Code 3 with one of those "amazing rescue!!!!!" scenes. There's like a river of shit (it's like water but there's an arrow pointing to it that says "shit") and there's a helicopter trying to rescue someone on top of a Pepsi or Coke truck. The helicopter is like ancient and the door flies off and then it falls down towards the shit, the person drowns in the shit, and then a giant missile the size of a skyscraper is a nanosecond away from hitting the helicopter at the end of the comic.
This WAS funny for a while until we added too much stuff to it. Plus most of it was stuff only we would understand. |
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I LAKD TO DRAW ME KOMIK BUKS by Bill Dungsroman 02/10/2003, 1:03pm PST 
*vomits blood* (NT) NT by Senor Barborito 02/10/2003, 1:50pm PST 
Re: I LAKD TO DRAW ME KOMIK BUKS by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/10/2003, 2:17pm PST 
Re: I LAKD TO DRAW ME KOMIK BUKS by Bill Dungsroman 02/10/2003, 3:50pm PST 
Can I bring up my college comic strip again? by FABIO 02/10/2003, 9:34pm PST 
Re: I LAKD TO DRAW ME KOMIK BUKS by motherhead 02/11/2003, 9:09am PST 
I'm sorry, but... by FoK 02/11/2003, 9:27am PST 
YOU'RE BOTH WRONG by Jhoh Creexul 02/11/2003, 9:34am PST 
Re: I LAKD TO DRAW ME KOMIK BUKS by Bill Dungsroman 02/11/2003, 12:48pm PST 
Re: I LAKD TO DRAW ME KOMIK BUKS by Motherhead 02/11/2003, 2:01pm PST 
I figured I would not have to mention this. (like real long with pics) by Jhoh Creexul 02/11/2003, 10:11am PST 
Jsoh and I would like to mention one other thing about the big pic. by Jhoh Creexul 02/11/2003, 10:19am PST 
Re: Jsoh and I would like to mention one other thing about the big pic. by conflictNo 02/11/2003, 7:23pm PST 
A warning. by conflictNo 02/11/2003, 7:33pm PST 
Re: A warning. by Jhoh "Cock Gobler" Creexul 02/12/2003, 1:17am PST 
Yes. This was how Warhol killed most of his victims. (nt) NT by conflictNo 02/12/2003, 2:57am PST 
Re: I figured I would not have to mention this. (like real long with pics) by creativepig 02/11/2003, 10:30am PST 
Re: I figured I would not have to mention this. (like real long with pics) by Jhoh "Cock Gobler" Creexul 02/12/2003, 1:26am PST 
No, the whole point was GETTING you to mention this, Creex by Bill Dungsroman 02/11/2003, 12:58pm PST 
Re: No, the whole point was GETTING you to mention this, Creex by Jhoh "Cock Gobler" Creexul 02/12/2003, 1:23am PST 
Here are some more comics. by Jhoh Creexul 02/12/2003, 1:38am PST 
Re: Here are some more comics. by Bill Dungsroman 02/12/2003, 11:50am PST 
Re: Here are some more comics. by Jhoh Creexul 02/12/2003, 12:58pm PST 
SNES. Meh. by FoK 02/12/2003, 11:56am PST 
Re: Here are some more comics. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/12/2003, 12:21pm PST 
Re: Here are some more comics. by Jhoh Creexul 02/12/2003, 12:53pm PST 
did ANYONE ever manage to beat Cobra Triangle? by FABIO 02/12/2003, 1:25pm PST 
Also: Double Dragon 3. nt NT by fok 02/12/2003, 1:30pm PST 
the last boss? by FABIO 02/13/2003, 10:48pm PST 
Re: did ANYONE ever manage to beat Cobra Triangle? by Jhoh Creexul 02/12/2003, 2:13pm PST 
Re: did ANYONE ever manage to beat Cobra Triangle? by Choson 02/12/2003, 2:19pm PST 
Re: did ANYONE ever manage to beat Cobra Triangle? by Fullofkittens 02/12/2003, 2:27pm PST 
Re: did ANYONE ever manage to beat Cobra Triangle? by FABIO 02/13/2003, 10:42pm PST 
And, of course... by Bill Dungsroman 02/12/2003, 6:02pm PST 
(c) 1994 John Creexul by Zseni 02/11/2003, 2:05pm PST 
Hot new manga idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Zseni 02/11/2003, 6:46pm PST 
Fag -nt- NT by Entropy Stew 02/11/2003, 7:49pm PST 
Re: Hot new manga idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Jhoh Creexul 02/12/2003, 1:29am PST 
Fuck by Git 02/11/2003, 8:27pm PST 
You're kidding, right? by I need clarification 02/11/2003, 9:15pm PST 
Re: You're kidding, right? by Bill Dungsroman 02/12/2003, 11:48am PST 
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