motherhead wrote:

Masturbating Preteen Motherhead Presents:
SARGEANT GORE!
CYBORG SOLDIER FROM THE FUTURE!



Junior High, I was the gayest thing on two legs.
I am pretty sure he looked just like this, only without the cool Photoshop colors.

There was no real back story: They sent him back fromthefuture! to Make Things Raht!
He was superman with smallarms. He used to have Powered Assault Armor, which I lifted directly from Gamma World, if anyone remembers that shit. But yes, then Aliens came out and he got the more stealthy armour so he could be a Ninja. WHY WHERE WE ALL THE SAME KIND OF GAY!?
The only cool thing I remember about him was he never spoke. Just shit like, "GAAAHHHHHH!."

I would love to go back in time and beat the living shit out of the seventh grade me, Sargeant Gore Style!