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by FABIO 02/26/2003, 11:22am PST |
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You'll be totally safe from radiation as long as you're behind a door.
Or as they put it
"If you have a thick shield between yourself and the radioactive materials more of the radiation will be absorbed by the thick shield, and you will be exposed to less."
I can just picture retirement home grandmas brandishing their metal cookie trays like a mideval shield. Also, more radiation absorbed by the door means you're exposed to less. Thanks guys!
Good to see that nuclear balst only took out one-fifth of a city block, but why should you take the long ass route the hell away from it?
"A nuclear blast is an explosion with intense light and heat, a damaging pressure wave"
Intense light and heat, like a 100 watt bulb? And this pressure wave is damaging you say?
"Take cover immediately, below ground if possible, though any shield or shelter will help protect you from the immediate effects of the blast and the pressure wave."
Yeah, try to get out of the way of the pressure wave.
When those parody nuclear safety films from the Fallout games start showing up as serious government warnings, you know we're fucked. |
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Killing an Arab by E. L. Koba 02/25/2003, 11:09pm PST 
Come back safe, fag. (nt) by Zseni 02/25/2003, 11:38pm PST 
Godspeed by motherhead 02/25/2003, 11:40pm PST 
Be sure to check all their asses for maps by Bodybag 02/25/2003, 11:48pm PST 
Stay safe out there and please let us know when you're back ASAP NT by Senor Barborito 02/25/2003, 11:53pm PST 
Re: Killing an Arab by veronica 02/25/2003, 11:53pm PST 
A left-click from God. by conflictNo 02/26/2003, 12:11am PST 
Zug zug! by E. L. Koba 02/26/2003, 1:22am PST 
IT'S ALL A GODDAMN TUG OF WAR I TELL YOU!!!!! NT NT by Senor Barborito 02/26/2003, 5:47am PST 
watch out for those imbalanced rocket buggies NT NT by FABIO 02/26/2003, 10:39am PST 
Re: Killing an Arab by laudablepuss 02/26/2003, 12:30am PST 
Re: Killing an Arab by E. L. Koba 02/26/2003, 1:20am PST 
THEY WEREN'T DOING IT RIGHT! by laudablepuss 02/26/2003, 1:27am PST 
Be careful and good luck, etc.-nt- NT by mark 02/26/2003, 12:36am PST 
IMG SRC by Fussbett 02/26/2003, 12:44am PST 
So the center is absolute zero? Doesn't sound like an improvement. by laudablepuss 02/26/2003, 1:34am PST 
Also for you staying at the homefront... by E. L. Koba 02/26/2003, 1:39am PST 
Re: Also for you staying at the homefront... by Another Lerker Fag 02/26/2003, 1:58am PST 
I hope that blast ring is 2-dimensional so I can hop over it. by conflictNo 02/26/2003, 2:20am PST 
more pictograph fun by FABIO 02/26/2003, 11:22am PST 
MANOLO, SHOOT THAT PEETS OF CHIT (nt) NT by Jhoh Creexul 02/26/2003, 12:54am PST 
Watch out for their Elephant units by Entropy Stew 02/26/2003, 1:10am PST 
Re: Watch out for their Elephant units by E. L. Koba 02/26/2003, 1:47am PST 
...feels so right! by Bill Dungsroman 02/26/2003, 10:49am PST 
Don't you mean Clint Eastwood and Telly Savalas? by E. L. Koba 02/26/2003, 2:02pm PST 
See you Tuesday! (NT) NT by Mischief Shai-hulud 02/26/2003, 11:07am PST 
Clean your guns! by mrs. johnson 02/26/2003, 11:35am PST 
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