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Cyberdetective Superhero by laudablepuss 03/03/2003, 1:01pm PST
Jhoh Creexul wrote:

If possible, embellish a part that involves shootouts and car chases and shit.


You guys ever see that Rockford Files where Jim wins a prize for best detective work at some convention? His thing was finding a discrepancy in pile after pile of tax documents, while Tom Selleck (can't remember what his character's name was) didn't win the prize but all he did was save somebody from a burning building? I love that show.

Anyway, I started searching all the machines and on the twelfth try I got lucky and found the culprit's incriminating cookie evidence. Hotmail leaves a cookie named "passport" that contains your hotmail account address. AND IT WAS THE CEO! AND NOW HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME! No, actually it was one of the other telemarketers, of course. Dunno if he'll be fired. The emails were stupid too. Here's a copy of one, edited of course:


>From: IDIOT STALKER
>Sent: Friday, February 28, 2003 2:39 PM
>To: UNNAMED VICTIM
>Subject: RE: Hi

Miss, that would be too easy. This way, you get to
share my anxiety. Call it being safe---or just chicken.
hmmm. Who could I be? I'll share some.
Same employer, different bosses. Have you seen me today?
Yes....and I've seen you.
Now ask away. What do you want to know?


>From: UNNAMED VICTIM
>To: IDIOT STALKER
>Subject: RE: Hi
>Date: Fri, 28 Feb 2003 14:53:23 -0700
>
>Hello, are you going to tell me who you are??
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: IDIOT STALKER
>Sent: Friday, February 28, 2003 2:39 PM
>To: UNNAMED VICTIM'S EMAIL ADDRESS
>Subject: Hi
>
>
>Hello Miss UNNAMED VICTIM. You have an admirer.


Anyway, It's all pretty fucking retarded, as you can see. Then a gunfight ensued in the cube farm. I took a bullet in the leg just before blowing the bastard's brains out WITH MY BARE HANDS. (Kind of a scraping motion, actually.)
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Cyber stalker bullshit by laudablepuss 02/28/2003, 6:24pm PST NEW
    Re: Cyber stalker bullshit by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/28/2003, 6:33pm PST NEW
    Re: Cyber stalker bullshit by Chairman Mao 02/28/2003, 6:36pm PST NEW
        Re: Cyber stalker bullshit by laudablepuss 02/28/2003, 6:45pm PST NEW
            don't forget to tell us who it is when you find out -NT NT by FABIO 02/28/2003, 7:21pm PST NEW
                Yes, I would also like to hear this story. by Jhoh Creexul 03/01/2003, 8:24am PST NEW
                    Cyberdetective Superhero by laudablepuss 03/03/2003, 1:01pm PST NEW
                        please murder me! by laudablepuss 03/04/2003, 10:35am PST NEW
                            Re: please murder me! by Jhoh Creexul 03/04/2003, 11:47am PST NEW
 
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