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Sally Starfish wiggles her legs and moans, News at 11 by up with pod people 03/04/2003, 2:51am PST
Zseni wrote:

After weeks of calling all the shots, pulling all the strings, making all the decisions - at a moment precisely when I was beginning to think I had the whole scene completely played - WHAM, what a pop in the jaw!
Surely you kept a log?

IN YOUR PANTS?

I'm saying that "a log" is a metaphor for "a cock." And also saying I want to read it please. Please.
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Holy fucking shit, she's not DOA after all. by Zseni 03/04/2003, 2:27am PST NEW
    Sally Starfish wiggles her legs and moans, News at 11 by up with pod people 03/04/2003, 2:51am PST NEW
        The hell you will. by Zseni 03/04/2003, 3:29am PST NEW
            Yes, master (may I have another) -nt- by up with pod people 03/04/2003, 4:17am PST NEW
            I always knew you wanted it up the ass. by Jhoh Creexul 03/04/2003, 8:04am PST NEW
 
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