That should be a clue that it's time to give up your day job as a self-important video game plot writer and go sell pencils and string on the street corner, or wash people's windsheilds at the red lights.

This game hinges entirely upon the writing. The only part of this game that actually resembles a game is when it occasionally stops spewing platatudes at you

Some of the effects of attacks during battle are absurd though. Some characters throw flower petals or important looking ancient text at their enemies, or binary code. Seeing this fly around when you hit an enemy really degrades the effect of fucking up some bad guys.

Every female character in this game either wears a skirt, which the designers have indeed created something up that skirt other than some stretched out polygons to block the view. Either they wear that skirt and like it, or they have no skirt and basically wear some kind of skin tight one-piece thong suit.

This will probably be the biggest selling point of this entire game. Everyone knows the story sucks, but whenever MOMO, the android girl with the appearance of a 12 year old girl (to sort of disguise her, the game alleges) shows up in a cutscene, you can usually see her kneel down and show a flash of bright white and obvious panties under her extremely short skirt.

The reason why this is here is because the anime creators know there are a lot of pedophiles out there who want to see a 12 year old with big cute eyes and a cute pert nose sexualized as much as possible, but still have a perfectly good excuse for it.

Save it for the Devil, motherfucker, because the court of Crimes Against Humanity is sentencing you to a quick and painful execution. Shot to death on the lawn of the White House.

They released a lot of weird news about this game, in order to build interest for it. I remember reading that Xenosaga was planned as the PS2's first double-sided DVD disc, it was so expansive! This was an incredibly weak lie.

Unfortunately for everyone involved, the scene really was objectionable, featuring a 12 year old girl getting her uterus fisted (see screenshot) by the main villian, in a scene that goes on way way longer than it should and also includes enough moaning and sexual gratification from the villian ("It feels so good")

GAME FAGS TRANSLATION wrote:


JR.
SHUT UP.
Just the words of someone so easily polluted by U-Du and who's now running wild.

SHION
Jr....

ALBEDO
Polluted?
No...
Evolved!
At that time, I knew just a fraction of our power.
The force that flew into me, is now a part of me!
Not like the fragmented existence of the rest of you!
I am a perfect current of consciousness!

JR.
S-- Stop it!!

ALBEDO
(moving his arm back and forth inside MOMO)
But it feels so good!!
Don't you want to try it, too!?

JR.
MOMO!
(shoots Albedo twice, blowing off his head, which is then regenerated)

Some of the creepiest motherfuckers you could ever regret meeting, even if it's on a message board on the internet. There isn't a single brain cell to rub between them, except for the brain cells that control how importantly they consider themselves.